ECW Monday Night MassacreStory By: William Flener
August 27, 2002
ECW Monday Night Massacre
August 26, 2002
Gaylord Entertainment Center- Nashville, Tennessee
Announcers: Joey Styles and The Living Legend Larry Zbyszko
Written By: WILLIAM FLENER and TIM BEUAREGARD
[7:00-7:15]
Joey Styles and Larry Zbyszko are in the ECW announce booth. The sold out arena is going insane and chanting "ECW!, ECW!, ECW!". Styles says, "Welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling!!! We are live tonight from The Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee!!! I am Joey Styles and with me is The Living Legend Larry Zbyszko!" The crowd begins chanting "Larry!, Larry!, Larry!". Zbyszko gives the crowd his customary hand salute. Styles says, "We have a huge main event tonight as The Leader of The Unholy Alliance, Kane, and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels face off against The ECW North American Champion Booker T and The ECW World Heavyweight Champion Triple H!!! We have to assume that Stephanie McMahon will accompany HBK, just as Stacy Keibler will be joining Triple H and Booker!"
Zbyszkos says, "And if we can get a shot of the ring, the fans will see that it is surrounded by a steel cage! The reason for that is because The Unholy Alliance's Brock Lesnar has challenged Rob Van Dam to a cage match for here tonight!"
Brock Lesnar (1/3 of the ECW World 6 Man tag team champions) with The Sinister Minister versus Rob Van Dam
Lesnar's music hits and he makes his way to the ring with The Sinister Minister leading the way to a chorus of boos. Lesnar enter the cage door, gets in the ring and has a mic. Brock says, "RVD get your pretty boy ass down here so I can inflict some pain on you that you will never forget!" Then RVD's music hits and the crowd goes insane. RVD also has a mic and says, "Hey Brock, why don't you just chill bro?! I mean there is plenty of time for you to get your ass kicked by RVD! And just remember, just because some people claim that you may very well be The Next Big Thing, you will never be The Whole F*cking Show!!! Because that would be me, Rob.... Van.... Dam!!!" RVD motions with his thumbs as the crowd chants along with him. Lesnar is irate in the ring. RVD comes down and enters the cage through the door. As soon as he enters the ring he is attacked by Brock Lesnar. Brock begins nailing him with some clubbing forearm shots to the side of his head and his back. He sends RVD into the corner and follows him in with a massive running clothesline. Brock stomps Van Dam in the gut a few times. Lesnar takes RVD and throws him face first into the steel cage. Brock takes him and repeats the move on the opposite side. He goes for a third side, but RVD is able to reverse it and sends Lesnar crashing into the steel cage face first. Lesnar comes stumbling off the ropes and RVD catches him with a spinning heel kick to the jaw. Van Dam nails him with Rolling Thunder. RVD goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Lesnar with a side kick to the head. He goes for the cover, but Brock kicks out. RVD whips Lesnar into the corner and goes for a Monkeyflip, but Brock blocks it and sends RVD crashing to the mat. Lesnar hits him with an elbow drop. He sends Van Dam into the ropes and gives him a Samoan Drop. Both men continue to punish each other with many of their patented moves over the next several minutes. Lesnar sends RVD into the ropes and backdrops him into the cage. He grabs RVD and tries to grind his face into the cage, but RVD blocks it and rams Lesnar's face into the cage. RVD starts repeatedly slamming Lesnar's face into the steel cage. Brock is now busted open. RVD catches him with another spinning heel kick and scores with a forward somersault leg drop across Lesnar's throat. He goes for the cover, but Brock kicks out. RVD exits the cage and brings back in a chair. He nails Brock with the chair in the head a couple of times and Lesnar slumps in the corner. RVD takes off running and dropkicks the chair into Lesnar's skull. RVD goes for a Split Legged Moonsault, but Brock gets his knees up and catches RVD in the gut. Lesnar grabs the chair and nails RVD with it across the back of the head. Brock gives RVD a DDT on the chair. He goes for the cover, but RVD kicks out. Lesnar takes RVD and powerslams him on the chair, after whipping him into the ropes. The Sinister Minister is shouting instructions to Brock. Lesnar exits the ring and brings a table back inside with him. He sets up the table. Lesnar takes the chair and nails RVD in the back with it. Lesnar gives RVD a powerbomb through the table. But instead of going for the cover, Lesnar elects to bring another table into the ring. He places RVD on the table after nailing him with a few right hands. Brock lays the chair across RVD's chest and goes to the top rope. He tries to drill RVD with a splash, but RVD rolls off the table and Lesnar goes crashing through the table to the mat. Van Dam comes off the ropes for momentum and dropkicks Brock in the side of the head. RVD gets another table and brings it back inside the cage. As he is setting up the table, Lesnar is back up and grabs the chair. He swings at RVD, but RVD avoids the contact with a backflip. RVD nails Lesnar with the Vandaminator. Lesnar falls back onto the table. RVD climbs to the top of the cage. He stands straight up and motions with his thumbs as he says, "Rob...Van...Dam!" RVD leaps off the top of the cage and puts Brock Lesnar through the table with The 5 Star Frog Splash! The crowd loses total control. RVD makes the cover and picks up the hard fought victory.
winner and still ECW World TV Champion: Rob Van Dam via pinfall in 14:19
Joey Styles screams, "Oh my God! What an awesome move by RVD!"
Zbyszko says, "Brock Lesnar may very well be The Next Big Thing, but Rob Van Dam just showed him why he is The Whole F*cking Show!!!"
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[7:15-7:30]
In the back we see Justin Credible at the refreshment table. Up walks The Latino World Order. Konnan, Psychosis, and La Parka are all staring at Justin. Credible turns and says, "What the f*ck are you staring at?!"
Konnan says, "We are just seeing up close what an Impact Player looks like, Holmes! You see The LWO are looking to step up and become a driving force here in ECW! And we figure the best way to do that is to make a huge impact! Well Holmes, it seems to us is that the best way to make an impact is to take out an Impact Player! Now I know that your partner Lance Storm and Dawn Marie aren't here tonight, but what say you and me go mano a mano in the ring to night, Esse?!"
Credible smiles and says, "Konnan, if it is a match you want, then it is a match you will get! And uh, since I have no back up tonight and you said you wanted me one on one, what say you leave your two amigos there in the back? But as far as taking out an Impact Player, guess again! Because tonight I will show you why I am not just the coolest, not just the best, but that I am Justin Credible!!!"
Konnan says, "You got it Vato! See you a little later!"
As the ring crew finishes up taking down the steel cage, Scott Hall's music hits. Out comes Professional Wrestling's Only True Outlaw to a deafening ovation as he does his signature ring entrance. Hall has a mic and says, "HEY YO!!! Steve Corino, you claim to be The King of Old School?! Well, I say you are King of the Pussy's! You knew you couldn't take me one on one, so you went out and got not only those two skanks The Barbi Twins, but also that big bald headed goof Reno to help you get the job done! Well, as you can see you failed once again because Scott Hall is standing right here! And not only that, but I am calling your punk asses out here right now! Why don't you come on down and take your best shot!"
Suddenly Corino's music hits and out he comes with Reno and The Barbi Twins. The Barbi Twins are dressed in cut off blue jean shorts and pink bikini tops that barely contain their massive breasts. Corino has a mic and says, "You know Scott, if you wanted your career to be ended once and for all, you definitely called out the right man for the job! So all your fans better take a good look, because tonight your career ends courtesy of Everybody's Old School Hero Steve Corino!" They all charge the ring. Corino and Reno slide in, but are met by a barrage of right hands from Scott Hall. Hall keeps sending both men to the mat, but the numbers advantage comes into play and Reno takes out his knee with a chop block. Corino and Reno are stomping away on Hall. But they stop dead in their tracks as they hear a HOWLING WOLF over the speakers followed by the music of The Wolfpack!!! The crowd erupts in a huge ovation. Corino and Reno both have their eyes transfixed on the entranceway, but from the crowd and across the guardrail comes Kevin Nash!!! Nash rolls into the ring and stands behind Corino and Reno. Nash pecks both of them on their shoulders. They both turn around and get nailed by big right hands by Nash. Nash knocks Reno down with a big boot, and does the same to Corino. Hall looks as if he is shocked to see Nash. Nash grabs Reno and points to Corino. Hall grabs Corino. Nash plants Reno with a Jack Knife Powerbomb as Hall plants Corino with The Outsiders' Edge! The Barbi Twins come into the ring and start talking trash to Hall and Nash. They try to slap them, but they grab their arms. Hall and Nash each has one and kisses her. Nash and Hall look at each other and grin before ripping The Barbi Twins' bikini tops off! Shane and Sia Barbi both try to cover their breasts as they roll out of the ring and head to the back. Corino and Reno also roll out of the ring. They both have a stunned look on their faces as Nash and Hall are gazing at each other. Styles says, "Legend, it is no secret that these two men have always been as close as brothers, but they sure didn't part on the best of terms during Hall's final days in wCw!" Hall extends his hand, but Nash slaps it away and hugs him. The crowd is going nuts.
Zbyszko says, "Styles, it seems we have just seen them reconcile their differences!"
Nash grabs a mic and says, "Big Sexy is in.. the.. house!!! Scott, even though the last time we saw each other we weren't seeing eye to eye, there was no way I was going to stand by and let you go it alone with these two jokers! And Corino, what you should have realized and that son of a bitch standing beside you that used to be under my guidance should have damn sure realized is that when youm jump on one member of The WolfPack, you jump on us all! And once I got free and clear of my contract from that Hell Hole wCw I decided it was time you boys got a does of justice, Outsiders style!!" The crowd continues to go crazy as Hall takes the mic.
Hall says, "Hey Big Man, what say this Sunday at Hardcore Heaven we deal out that justice to these two lame asses?!" Nash nods his head. Hall says, "So how about it ladies, do we have a date?! Are you ready to dance with Big Sexy and The Bad Guy?!"
Corino is irate and yells, "You two has beens have got your damn match! And this time you won't take us by surprise! At Hardcore Heaven we will put The Wolfpack to rest once and for all and The Outsiders will never ride again!" Hall and Nash exit the ring and start fighting with Corino and Reno. All four men continue to brawl all the way to the back.
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[7:30-7:45]
Billy Kidman(ECW World Television Champion) & The Dark Patriot w/ Jake "The Snake" Roberts & Torrie Wilson vs. Kurt Angle & The Sandman
"Medal" blares over the PA system as Kurt Angle makes his way down to the ring to a standing ovation from the sold out crowd. The Olympic Gold Medalist stops at the bottom of the ramp and raises his arms in the air as fireworks go off behind him. He walks up the steps and enters the ring. He spins around and lets out a loud "WOO". He hands his medals over to the ring attendant. "Enter Sandman" cuts in as The Sandman makes his way down to the ring. He climbs the ring apron and begins chugging his beer. He smashes the beer can over his head and enters the ring. He and Angle highfive each other and turn to the ramp.
"Cocky" by Kid Rock hits over the PA system as Billy Kidman steps out on stage with Torrie Wilson by his side to outrageous heat from the sold out crowd. Torrie is wearing a very revealing pink dress. They stop at the bottom of the ramp. Kidman points at Angle and Sandman and begins hurling insults at them. The Dark Patriot and Jake Roberts step out on stage to a major round of boos. Patriot heads down the ramp and stands alongside Kidman. Kidman and Patriot then slide in the ring. Angle sends Billy down with a hard right hand as Sandman and Patriot tie up in the center of the ring. The Dark Patriot puts Sandman in a side headlock. Sandman whips him into the ropes and nails a shoulder block. Sandman runs to one side of the ring and goes to drop an elbow into his chest but Kidman nails him with a dropkick, sending him over the top rope to the floor. Angle knocks Billy down into the corner and begins stomping a mudhole in his chest. Patriot gets to his feet only to be sent to the canvas with a belly to back suplex from The Olympic Hero. Angle runs at Patriot and takes him down with a clothesline. Kidman runs out of the corner and takes Angle down with a bulldog. He goes for the pin but Kurt gets a shoulder up at one. Patriot charges at Sandman but is thrown into the steps. Roberts snatches a steel chair from the timekeeper. Sandman turns and nails Jake with a hard right hand. Patriot gets to his feet and retrieves the chair from near the steps. He swings and nails Sandman right between the eyes with it. Kidman begins driving Angle's head into the top turnbuckle. Kurt elbows Billy in the gut and nails a back suplex. He goes for the pin but Torrie gets up onto the apron distracting the referee. Angle stands and walks over to her. He grabs her by the hair but Kidman gets to his feet and takes Angle down from behind with a hard right hand. Billy picks Kurt up and whips him into the ropes. He leapfrogs over him. Kurt bounces off the opposite side of the ring but is taken down with a drop toe hold. Billy gets to his feet and places Angle in a front facelock position. Patriot whips Sandman into the security wall chest-first. He takes him down onto the concrete floor with a reverse DDT. Angle stirs to his feet and is able to get out of the front facelock with a back body drop. He crawls to his corner and pulls himself up by the ringropes. Kidman crawls to his corner and tags The Patriot, just as he was climbing the ringapron. Dark Patriot enters the ring and takes Angle down with an uppercut. He picks him up and drives his knee into his abdomen. Sandman gets to his feet and climbs the ringapron. Patriot releases Angle and runs over to Sandman, knocking him off the apron. He turns back to Angle. He walks over to him and brings him to his feet. He takes Kurt down with a scoop slam. He climbs the middle rope and jumps off, driving his knee into the Olympic Hero's face. He goes for the pin but Angle kicks out at the count of two. He lifts him but Kurt ducks behind him. The Olympic Hero grabs hold of Patriot's leg and then takes him down into the Angle Lock. Kidman enters the ring and kicks Angle right in the back of his head causing The Olympian to release the hold. The referee begins arguing with Kidman. Sandman snatches his Singapore cane and enters the ring. He swings at Patriot as he was getting to his feet and nails him right in the side of the head, shattering the cane. Patriot goes down as Angle drapes an arm over his chest. The official turns and counts. One...two..Patriot kicks out. Angle stirs to his feet and heads over to his corner before tagging out to The Sandman. Sandman enters the ring and takes Patriot down with a high-angle spinebuster. He goes for the pin. Kidman climbs the top turnbuckle and goes to give Sandman an elbow drop. The Hardcore Icon however rolls out of the way and Kidman gets Patriot. Sandman stirs to his feet. Kidman stands as well. Sandman blocks a right hand and kicks him in the gut. He goes for a DDT but Patriot gets to his feet and breaks it up. Kidman and him take Sandman down with a suplex. Patriot gets to his feet and turns to Jake Roberts. He nods his head at him as Jake reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a table. Torrie comes over and helps him. The Dark Patriot makes the tag to Billy Kidman. The Television Champion lifts him up but Sandman nails him in the gut with several hard right hands. He then takes Kidman down with an uppercut. He gets to his feet and runs to the ropes before baseball sliding the table into Jake Roberts' face. Sandman rolls to the outside and begins stomping him. He grabs the table and slides it in the ring. Kidman gets to his feet and grabs it. He picks it up and sets it up near the corner. Sandman enters the ring as Kidman kicks him in the gut and nails a snap suplex. Torrie Wilson picks up the chair from earlier off the floor and hands it to Kidman. Billy turns and nails Sandman in the back with it. Sandman will not go down. Kidman swings but Sandman ducks, and kicks him in the gut which causes him to drop the chair. Sandman then nails Billy with a piledriver onto the chair. He goes for the pin but Patriot runs in and breaks it up. Kurt enters the ring and sends him down with a hard right hand. He backs him up against the ropes and begins nailing him with several chops to his chest. Sandman rolls to the outside. Jake comes from behind Sandman and spins him around. He goes for the DDT but Sandman counters and lifts him up into the air. He falls back and brings Jake's face crashing into the steel steps. Sandman stirs to his feet as Torrie comes running at him. He grabs her and places her over his knee. He raises his hand and begins spanking her. Kidman climbs the top turnbuckle and jumps outside on top of the Hardcore Icon. Kidman gets to his feet and pulls out a ladder. He lifts it up onto his shoulder and then slides it into the ring. He rolls in and grabs the ladder. Patriot is stomping Angle. "Superstar" Billy Kidman lifts the ladder and sets it on his shoulder once again. Patriot lifts Angle. He whips Angle into Kidman, who then nails him right in between the eyes with the ladder. Kurt is a bloody mess. Kidman sets the ladder up in the corner. He lifts Angle and whips him into it. The ladder falls out of the corner on top of Angle. Kidman climbs the top turnbuckle. Sandman gets up onto the apron and shoves Kidman from the top turnbuckle. Kurt rolls out from underneath the ladder and Kidman lands on it hard. Billy stirs to his feet holding his chest. Angle gets to his feet and nails Billy with the Angle Slam onto the ladder. He goes for the pin but it is broken up by Torrie Wilson, who rolls into the ring and rakes Kurt across his eyes. Kurt rolls out of the ring and chases her a few feet. Sandman climbs the top turnbuckle with Kidman down. He goes to nail a Guillotine Leg Drop but Kidman rolls out of the way. Sandman clutches at his right leg. He crawls over to his corner and tags in the bloody Kurt Angle. Angle enters the ring and begins nailing Billy with several hard right hands. He whips him into the ropes and nails a back elbow smash to his face. Patriot enters the ring but Kurt boots him in the gut. He lifts Kidman and grabs hold of him and The Dark Patriot. Angle smashes their heads together. The Dark Patriot rolls to the outside clutching at his head. Sandman drops from the apron and runs over to Patriot before clotheslining him into the audience. Sandman follows and grabs a can of beer from some fan sitting at ringside. He chugs it and then nails Patriot right between the eyes with it. The fans are loving what they see and begin chanting, "ECW! ECW! ECW!." In the ring Angle is beating the Hell out of Kidman in the corner. He whips him into the opposite turnbuckle and runs at him but is kicked right in the face. Angle stumbles out of the corner and into a slap from Torrie Wilson, who had just entered the ring. Angle grabs hold of her and trips her down. He turns her over and places her in the Ankle Lock! Kidman runs over to Angle and dropkicks him in the back of the head. He picks up the chair from earlier and Angle. He rolls Kurt onto the table and then lays the chair on top of him. He climbs the top rope and nails the Shooting Star Press onto the chair, sending Angle right through the table! The fans then start up a "Holy Shit!" chant. Billy stirs to his feet and drags Angle away from the broken table pieces. He lays on top of him and hooks his leg. The referee makes the count. One...two..Sandman climbs over the railing and tries entering the ring but is too late...Three.
Winners: The ECW World Television Champion "Superstar" Billy Kidman & The Dark Patriot w/ Torrie Wilson & Jake Roberts by pinfall in 14:03.
The ring attendant walks over to the ring apron and slides the television championship into the ring to "Superstar" Billy Kidman. Kidman stirs to his feet and grabs hold of the championship. He walks to the corner and climbs the middle rope. He slings the championship over his shoulder and raises his arms in the air to outrageous heat from the crowd. Sandman enters the ring and pulls him down from the middle rope. He spins him around and begins nailing him with several hard right hands. Kidman drops the championship and is whipped into the ropes. The Hardcore Icon nails a spinebuster. The Dark Patriot climbs the top turnbuckle. Sandman turns into the Scud Missile! Patriot stirs to his feet and helps Kidman up as well. Jake Roberts slides into the ring. Him, Torrie, The Dark Patriot, and Kidman all begin stomping Sandman. Angle stirs to his feet and grabs hold of the chair. He chases Billy and company off with it. He throws the chair down and motions for Kidman to enter the ring. Billy however flips him off and hurls insults at him. He backs up the ramp and heads backstage as Angle attends to Sandman.
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[7:45-8:00]
In the back Pamela Paulshock is with The ECW World tag team champions Test and Rhyno. As always, Missy Hyatt is by their side. Pamela says, "Test, last week you two were defeated by Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig and Randy Orton in a non title match. And now this Sunday at Hardcore Heaven, you will have to put the titles on the line against them."
Test glares at her and says, "Pamela, those two got ever so luckly last week. Everyone knows that we are the most dominant team in the entire wrestling industry, so they had better enjoy that victory because it will definitely be their last against us!"
Rhyno says, "And just to prove a point, I have challenged that young punk Randy Orton to a one on one match tonight! And after I am through with him, Mr. Perfect may be having to find himself a new God damned partner!"
Justin Credible versus Konnan
Justin Credible's music hits and out he comes to a big pop from the crowd. Credible slides into the ring and strikes his signature pose with his Singapore cane. Next we hear the music of The Latino World Order, and out comes the LWO's leader Konnan to a huge round of boos. Konnan steps through the ropes, but is nailed across the back by Justin Credible with his Singapore cane! Justin is wearing Konnan out with the cane. Credible whips K-Dog into the ropes and clotheslines him with the cane. Credible waits for Konnan to get to his feet, and when he does he takes a Homerun type swing. However, Konnan ducks can catches Justin with a reverse DDT. Konnan picks up the Singapore cane and begins blasting Justin across the head with it. Konnan puts the cane between Credible's legs and lifts it up, crotching Justin on it. Konnan whips Justin into the ropes and catches him with his Rolling clothesline, using the cane. Konnan tosses the cane aside and begins stomping Justin in the head. Konnan tries to whip Justin into the ropes, but Credible reverses it and nails K-Dog in the face with a dropkick. Credible grabs Konnan and plants him with a gut wrench suplex. He goes for the cover, but Konnan kicks out. Justin grabs Konnan and sends him over the top rope to the floor. Justin climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and catches Konnan with a dropkick to the back of the head. The crowd goes nuts and begin chanting "ECW!, ECW!, ECW!". Credible grabs a chair and smashes it over Konnan's head. Justin follows that up by giving Konnan a DDT onto the concrete floor. K-Dog is visibly busted open as Credible picks him up. Justin attempts to throw him into the steel guardrail, but K-Dog reverses it. Konnan takes off running and nails Justin with a flying forearm smash to the face. Konnan takes Credible and slams him head first into the steel ring post. Konnan grabs him and gives him a belly to back suplex on the concrete floor. Konnan drags a ladder out from under the ring. He lays it across the ring apron and guardrail. He lays Credible across it. Konnan climbs to the top turnbuckle. Konnan leaps off and nails Justin with a splash! The ladder is now crushed and both men are on the floor. Joey Styles screams, "Oh my God! Both of them have been broken in half!!!" The crowd is going ballistic and begin chanting "HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!, HOLY SHIT!". Konnan looks under the ring and pulls out a dog chain. He wraps it around his fist and nails Justin in the forehead as he begins to stagger to his feet. Konnan begins pounding Credible in the head with his chain wrapped fist. Credible is now busted open and bleeding profusely. Konnan wraps the chain around Justin's throat and drags him into the ring. Justin fires back with a flurry of right hands to the side of Konnan's head, but Konnan quickly counters with a knee to the gut. Konnan takes the chain and slings Justin over the top rope. Konnan ties off the chain on one of the ropes. Justin Credible has been hung! Konnan goes to the floor and grabs a chair. As Credible tries to free himself, Konnan hauls off and blasts him in the face with the chair. Konnan repeats that a few more times, until Justin is just dangling. Konnan pulls the bloody Justin Credible in the ring and plants him with a Face Buster. Konnan puts Justin in The Tequila Sunrise! Credible is almost unconscious, but tries to fight his way to the ropes. But he can't make it and has no choice but to tap out! Konnan quickly grabs Justin and plants him with another Face Buster! Konnan gets a mic and says, "Hey Holmes, when you wake up could you let me know if that is how to make and impact?!" Konnan throws the mic at Justin and stomps him in the head a couple of times before leaving the ring to huge heat from the crowd.
winner: Konnan via submission in 12:59.
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[8:00-8:15]
Terry Funk & "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer w/ Jenna Jameson vs. Sean O'Haire & Mike Awesome w/ Ted DiBiase
Mike Awesome, Sean O'Haire, & Ted DiBiase all make their way down to the ring to outrageous heat from the sold out crowd as their music blares over the speakers. O'Haire and Awesome slide in the ring as Ted stands outside. "Desperado" by The Eagles then cuts in as Terry Funk makes his way down to the ring to a standing ovation from the crowd. The Hardcore Legend makes acknowledges the fans on his way down to the ring. Ted walks over and begins talking trash to him. Mike and O'Haire roll outside and attack. Awesome rolls the ECW Commissioner into the ring as O'Haire slides inside and stomps him. Sean lifts Funk and holds him back as Awesome begins nailing him with hard right hands to his face. Sean releases Funk and watches as he drops to the canvas. Both men begin stomping the Hell out of The Commissioner as Ted laughs his sinister laugh on the outside of the ring. "Man in a Box" by Alice in Chains then starts up to an ear shattering ovation. Mike and Sean look up at the ramp and wait for Dreamer and Jenna. Tommy and Jameson suddenly come through the crowd with steel chairs in their hands. They climb over the security wall and slide in the ring. Jenna nails Mike in the back with her chair as Dreamer nails Sean with his. Awesome turns and grabs Jenna by the hair. Tommy then nails Mike in the back with his chair causing him to release her. Mike turns and is sent to the canvas with a wicked chairshot from Dreamer. Funk gets to his feet and goes for the early pin on O'Haire. One..two..Sean kicks out. Funk lifts O'Haire and begins nailing him with several forearms to his face. Funk whips O'Haire into the ropes and nails a hiptoss, followed by an armdrag. Tommy lifts Mike but is sent through the ropes to the arena floor after Awesome used a leverage move on him. Jenna walks over to Dreamer and helps him to his feet. Ted runs over to Dreamer and kicks him right in the ribs. Jenna grabs hold of Ted and knees him in the groin. Dibiase falls as Dreamer gets to his feet and rolls back into the ring. Mike runs at Terry and spears him into the corner. Mike begins nailing Funk with several right hands to his ribs. Dreamer runs over to O'Haire and spins him around. He nails him with several chops to his chest. He clotheslines him over the ropes to the arena floor. Mike whips Terry into the opposite corner and picks up the chair. He charges at Funk only to have the chair kicked back into his face. Mike turns as Dreamer nails him with The Spicoli Driver. Sean gets to his feet and pulls Dreamer to the outside. He slams his head against the steel steps several times and then drops him across the steel barricade. O'Haire climbs the apron. Funk has the pin on Mike but only gets a near fall. Terry picks him up but Awesome nails him a head-butt to his groin. Awesome drives his head into the corner and tags in O'Haire. Sean begins punching at Funk's ribs. He whips him into the ropes and nails a powerslam. Sean stands and rolls outside. He kicks Dreamer and then pulls out two tables. He slides one in the ring and then the other. He slides in the ring but Funk begins to drive his elbow into his back. Terry gets to his feet and grabs hold of one table and then sets it up. He grabs hold of O'Haire and slams his head against the table several times. He rolls him onto the table and climbs the top turnbuckle. He goes for the moonsault but Mike runs across the apron and nails him with a hard right hand to his face. Funk falls from the top turnbuckle. Sean rolls off the table as Terry crashes through it. O'Haire rolls over on top of Funk but gets a closes three count. Dreamer gets to his feet but Ted runs over to him. Jenna comes over to Ted and slaps him! Dreamer grabs Ted and nails an atomic drop. He heads back to the corner and climbs the apron. Sean crawls to his corner and tags in Awesome who enters the ring and nails Funk with a scoop slam. He climbs the top rope and goes for the Awesome Splash but Jenna climbs the apron and lifts up her shirt. Mike gets distracted and Funk rolls to his corner and tags Dreamer. Sean walks across the apron and grabs Jenna by the hair. Dreamer picks up one of the chairs and tosses it at Mike, sending him to the canvas. Dreamer runs over to Sean and nails him in the head with the chair causing him to drop Jenna to the floor. Tommy turns and begins nailing Mike in the head with the chair. He goes to nail him in the gut with it but Awesome grabs it and kicks him in the gut. He sets him between his legs and lifts him up onto his shoulders. He goes for the AwesomeBomb but Funk enters the ring and kicks Mike in the gut causing him to buckle over and drop Dreamer on his head. Tommy gets to his feet and nails Mike with the Dreamer DDT. He goes for the pin but O'Haire enters the ring and breaks up the count. Sean picks Tommy up and sends him down to the canvas with a hard right hand. He heads back to his corner. Tommy is able to crawl to his corner and tag in ECW Commissioner Terry Funk. Funk enters the ring as Mike tags in O'Haire. Sean and Funk begin exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. O'Haire buries his knee into Funk's abdomen and tosses him through the middle rope to the arena floor. Sean grabs the table and sets it up. He reaches through the ropes and goes to grab Funk, who gives him a guillotine onto the ropes. O'Haire falls back onto the table. Terry climbs the top turnbuckle and nails a leg drop. The table however will not break. Dreamer is on the outside fighting with Mike Awesome. Dibiase snatches a chair from inside the ring and throws it to Mike who nails Dreamer right between the eyes with it. Jenna runs over to Mike and jumps on his back. He drops the chair and throws her over his shoulder to the floor. Jenna gets to her feet clutching at her back. Mike runs at Jenna and clotheslines her! The fans are booing. Funk is stomping O'Haire. Mike rolls in the ring and spins Funk around. He nails Terry with the AwesomeBomb onto the table. It still wont break! O'Haire climbs the turnbuckle. He jumps off and gives Terry a Seanton Bomb onto the table, breaking it. O'Haire leans on Terry and hooks his leg as the ref counts. 1...2..3
Winners: Mike Awesome & Sean O'Haire w/ Ted Dibiase by pinfall in 13:49.
In the back we see Pamela Paulshock with Kane. Pamela says, "Kane, this Sunday you will be facing Triple H for the ECW World Heavyweight title. But tonight you are teaming up with Shawn Michaels to take on his Hardcore Heaven opponent Booker T and Triple H."
Kane says, "Pamela, our mission for tonight is quite simple! Shawn Michaels and I plan to take them both out tonight so come this Sunday we will win their resective titles through forfeit! I have blazed a path of destruction through ECW like no other! Tonight will be no different!"
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[8:15-8:30]
Rhyno with Missy Hyatt vs Randy Orton with Jasmine St. Claire
Rhyno's music hits and out walks The Man Beast Rhyno, who is proudly wearing his ECW tag title around his waist. Missy Hyatt is by his side. Missy is wearing a see through fishnet body suit. They make their way to the ring to major heat from the crowd. Randy Orton's music hits and out he comes with Jasmine St. Claire to a gigantic pop from the crowd. Jasmine is wearing a white pair of shorts and matching white t-shirt, but she must have just got out of the shower because her shirt is wet and is basically now see through. As usual, Jasmine isn't wearing a bra. Rhyno attacks Orton as soon as he gets in the ring. Rhyno is nailing him with a series of punches and kicks. Rhyno whips Randy into the ropes and kicks him in the gut. Rhyno plants him with a gut wrench suplex. Rhyno whips Orton into the corner and charges in, but Randy gets his foot up and catches Rhyno in the mouth. Rhyno staggers back and Orton catches him with a bulldog. Orton goes to the top rope and drills Rhyno with a missile dropkick. Orton goes for the cover, but Rhyno kicks out. Orton nails Rhyno with a series of German suplexes. After the 7th one, he releases him and goes for the cover, but Rhyno kicks out. Orton whips Rhyno into the ropes and catches him in a sleeper hold, but Rhyno is able to reverse it into a belly to back suplex. Rhyno gives Randy a back breaker. The ManBeast scores with a splash from the second rope. He goes for the cover, but Randy kicks out. The two continue to battle back and forth for the next few minutes with neither gaining a huge advantage. Rhyno charges at Orton, but Randy sidesteps him and sends him to the floor. Orton goes to the top rope and dives onto Rhyno. The crowd goes nuts and start chanting "ECW!, ECW!, ECW!". Orton picks up Rhyno and sends him crashing into the guardrail. Orton goes for a splash, but Rhyno Gores him in mid-air! Both men are down. They both crawl away from each other and try to get to their feet. Rhyno gets to his feet first and nails Orton from behind with a massive clothesline. He rams his head into the railing. Rhyno rams him back first into the ring apron a couple of times. He throws Orton back into the ring. Rhyno grabs a chair and follows him in. He nails Orton in the back with the chair. Rhyno sets up for the Gore. However, Jasmine comes in to check on Orton. Rhyno gets a wicked smile on his face and Gores Jasmine St. Claire! He then throws her out of the ring where Missy Hyatt runs over and begins stomping and kicking her. Rhyno goes for the Gore on Orton, but Randy moves out of the way and Rhyno goes crashing into the turnbuckles. When he turns around, Orton nails him with a superkick. Orton goes for the cover but Rhyno kicks out. Orton sends Rhyno into the ropes and plants him with a Samoan Drop. Orton goes to the top rope and goes for a moonsault, but Rhyno gets his knees up. Orton gets up, clutching at his ribs. He turns and is almost cut in half by a Gore from Rhyno. Rhyno hooks the leg and gets the 1...2..3!
winner: Rhyno via pinfall in 12:01.
Missy gets in the ring. She straddles Orton's chest and starts slapping him. The referee forces her to get off him. Rhyno Gores the referee! He goes to the floor and sets up a table. He gets on the ring apron and has Missy help him get Orton through the ropes. Rhyno piledrives Randy Orton from the ring apron and puts him through the table! Rhyno spits on Orton and Jasmine before he and Missy Hyatt head to the back to a deafening round of boos from the crowd. But as soon as they get to the stage, out comes Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig. He nails Rhyno across the back of the head with a steel chair. But Hennig is blindsided by The Big Boot from the other half of the ECW World tag team champions, Test! Test grabs Hennig and gives him a Pump Handle Slam from the stage through a table below!
Joey Styles screams, "Oh my God! Rhyno and Test have just destroyed their opponents for Hardcore Heaven this Sunday! Will Curt Henning and Randy Orton be able to compete for the most coveted tag team titles in the wrestling industry at Hardcore Heaven?!"
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[8:30-8:45]
Raven with Beulah vs The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels
Raven's music hits. Raven and Beulah come to a huge round of cheers from the crowd. They enter the ring and do their signature poses. Raven has a mic and says, "Christopher Daniels, last week you opened my eyes! I had grown comfortable and complacent here in ECW! But now you have re-awakened my senses! You talk about wanting me to experience true Darkness. Tonight you will experience first hand that I am at my best when I tap into my Darkness! So it has been written, so it shall come to pass! Quote The Raven Nevermore!!!" The Fallen Angel's music hits and out he comes to a big round of boos from the crowd. Daniels' has a mic and says, "Why don't you cut the bullshit Raven?! You have grown soft! No longer are you the most feared man in professional wrestling! You have become what you used to prey on! You have become one of the weak, and I have come to put you out of your misery! But you still are a carrier of a very dark soul! However, I plan to destroy you and devour your black soul! I will add what remains of your dark soul to my own black heart! I will become what you used to be! The time has come for you to step aside! The time for a new Master of The Darkness has arrived! It is the time of The Fallen Angel!!!" Daniels takes his time coming to the ring, making Raven have to wait. This draws him even more heat. But Raven acts as if this doesn't have any effect on him and slumps down in a corner. Daniels slides in and Raven meets him in the middle of the ring. Daniels tries to nail Raven with a right hand, but Raven blocks it and nails him with a right of his own. Both men stand in the center of the ring exchanging right hands. Raven gains the advantage after he catches Daniels in the gut with a knee lift. He whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a reverse elbow smash to the mouth. Raven grabs Daniels and scores with a snap suplex. He sends Daniels into the corner and follows him in with a running clothesline. He tries to hip toss him out of the corner, but The Fallen Angel blocks it and sends Raven down with a clothesline. Daniels starts putting the boots to Raven. He takes Raven and begins choking him across the bottom rope. He goes to the floor and grabs a crutch out from under the ring. He brings it back into the ring and breaks it over Raven's back. He picks up a piece of the broken crutch and drills Raven in the head with it. The Fallen Angel grabs a small piece of the broken crutch and starts digging into Raven's forehead with it. Blood starts flowing down Raven's face. He grabs Raven by the hair and throws him through the ropes to the floor. The Fallen Angel does a suicide dive through the ropes, taking out Raven. The Fallen Angel is going to slam Raven's face into the guardrail, but Raven blocks it and catches Daniels in the stomach with a few elbow shots. Raven gives Daniels a side Russian Leg Sweep into the ring apron. Raven picks up Daniels and throws him into the guardrail. Raven grabs him and slams his head into the ring apron and then throws him shoulder first into the ring post. They both continue to decimate each other on the floor for the next few minutes. They end up back in the ring where Raven plants Daniels with a side slam. Beulah slides a chair into the ring for Raven. Raven grabs the chair and smashes it across Daniels' back. Raven sets the chair up in the center of the ring. He whips Daniels into the ropes and catches him with a drop toe hold, which sends Chris crashing into the chair face first. Raven tries to throw Daniels into the ropes again, but The Fallen Angel reverses it and back drops Raven onto the chair. The Fallen Angel grabs Raven and sends him to the mat with a reverse neck breaker across the chair. He goes for the cover, but Raven kicks out. The Fallen Angel goes to the floor and grabs another chair. He goes to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, trying to smash the chair into Raven's face. However, Daniels took too much time and Raven rolls out of the way. Daniels goes crashing to the mat. Raven quickly grabs Daniels in a last ditch burst of energy and drills him into the chair with the Raven Effect DDT. But alot has been taken out of Raven with all the blood loss he has suffered. Raven is slow to cover Daniels and The Fallen Angel kicks out at the last instant! Both men get to their feet and start nailing each other with right fists. But Raven ducks a punch and plants him with a Tigerbomb. Raven goes to the top turnbuckle, but Daniels is back up and knocks his feet out from under him, crotching him. The Fallen Angel climbs to the top rope and grabs Raven. The Fallen Angel leaps off and plants Raven face first with The Angel's Wings (Swinging Double Arm DDT) on the steel chair. The Fallen Angel rolls over and hooks the leg of the very bloody Raven to pick up the hard fought victory!
winner: The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels via pinfall in 12:53.
Final Break
[8:45-9:00]
Main Event
The ECW North American Champion Booker T and The ECW World Heavyweight Champion Triple H with Stacy Keibler vs Kane (1/3 of the ECW World 6 Man tag team champions) and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels with Stephanie McMahon
Over the speakers we hear, "Can you dig it, Sucka?!!" followed by Booker T's music. The ECW North American Champion strikes his pose on the stage as his pyros go off all around him. The sold out arena crowd is giving Booker a deafening ovation as he makes his way to the ring. HHH's music hits and we hear, "Time to Play the Game!!!" and out comes HHH to an ear shattering ovation as he makes his way to the ring. Stacy Keibler is with him. She is wearing a sparkling red tube top and matching short shorts. Booker, Stacy, and HHH are waiting in the ring. "Hellraiser" by Ozzy Osbourne hits and out comes Kane to a massive round of boos. Kane pauses at the bottom of the ramp. Then we hear, "Ohhhh Ohhhhh Shawn!! I think I'm cute! I know I'm sexy!" followed by the rest of the "Sexy Boy" song as The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and Stephanie McMahon come out to a deafening round of boos from the crowd. Steph is wearing a black leather mini-skirt and a black leather vest that has just enough buttons fastened to keep her very voluptuous breasts from falling out. Kane, HBK, and Steph enter the ring. HBK and Steph try to do their signature poses, but Booker, HHH, and Stacy launch an assault on Kane, Steph, and Shawn. Stacy and Steph are going at it. The referee finally gets them apart and they both roll out of the ring and shoot each other 'Go to Hell' looks. Kane grabs HHH and slams his head into the turnbuckle a couple of times. He turns him around and gives him a few knife edge chops to the chest. He follows this up with a flurry of right hands to the face. Kane whips HHH into the opposite corner and follows him in with a running clothesline. Kane starts stomping away on his gut and chest. Kane throws HHH into the ropes and plants him on his knee with a massive back breaker. Kane drops and elbow across Hunter's throat. Shawn and Booker are brawling, but HBK catches Booker in the gut with a knee lift. Michaels throws Booker over the top rope to the floor. He gets on the ring apron and leaps off, nailing Booker in the back of the neck with a double axe handle blow. HBK gives Booker a side Russian leg sweep back into the guardrail. He picks up Booker and drops him chest first across the railing. Back in the ring, The Big Red Machine tries to whip HHH into the ropes, but The Game reverses it and plants Kane with a spine buster after he comes off the ropes. HHH picks up Kane and scores with a snap suplex. He then throws him into the ropes and catches him with a high knee to the face. On the floor, HBK tries to ram Booker's head into the ring post, but Booker blocks it and rams Shawn's head into the steel post. Booker plants Michaels with a belly to back suplex on the concrete floor. Booker waits for Shawn to get to his feet, and then he nails him with a Harlem Sidekick. All four men continue to assault and destroy each other over the next few minutes with a wide variety of hard hitting moves. HBK gets a hold of a chair and smashes Booker in the face with it after he ducks a superkick from Booker. HBK climbs to the top turnbuckle and nails Booker T with a moonsault. Stephanie gets a lead pipe out from underneath the ring. Steph gets up on the apron trying to give it to Kane. But Stacy comes around from the other side of the ring. Stacy gets up on the apron and nails Steph. Stacy slings Steph to the floor by her hair. But Kane grabs Stacy by her hair and is trying to drag her into the ring. But HHH nails him from behind. Stephanie pulls Stacy down to the floor and the two start fighting. Joey Styles looses control and starts screaming, "CATFIGHT!, CATFIGHT!, CATFIIIIGHT!!!!" Stacy and Steph are rolling around on the floor. They make it to their feet and continue to fight all the way up the ramp to the back. HHH continues to nail Kane. He whips him into the ropes and smashes Kane's face down into his knee. HHH is going for the Pedigree, but Michaels comes into the ring and takes his leg out from under him with a chop block. HBK and Kane start stomping HHH. Kane nails HHH with a powerbomb as Shawn goes to the outside and brings a table back inside. HBK sets the table up and Kane lays HHH across it. Booker tries to get back in the ring, but HBK sends him back to the floor with a baseball slide. Michaels goes to the floor and the two men start tearing each other apart. HBK charges at Booker and Booker sends him into the crowd with a back body drop. Booker follows him across the railing. Booker T and The Heartbreak Kid battle throughout the crowd. Kane goes to the top turnbuckle and sets up for a splash, but HHH rolls off the table and meets him up there. The two start battling for position, but HHH comes out on top with a knee to the gut. HHH has Kane set up in the Pedigree. HHH then Pedigrees Kane from the top rope through the table. The crowd loses their minds and start chanting "Holy Shit!, Holy Shit!, Holy Shit!" HHH covers Kane for the 1...2..3!
winners: HHH and Booker T via pinfall in 14:09.
After the match HHH's music hits as the crowd goes insane as he stands over The Big Red Machine holding his ECW World title over his head.
Joey Styles is going ballistic in the broadcast booth and is screaming, "Oh my God! Triple H has just put Kane through a table with a Pedigree from the top rope! That must be considered payback for Kane chokeslamming Hunter through a flaming table to the floor last week! What the Hell is going to happen next in the continuing war for domination here in ECW?!!"
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