ECW Monday Night MassacreStory By: William Flener
November 05, 2002
ECW Monday Night Massacre
November 4, 2002
The Arco Arena Sacramento, California
Announcers: Joey Styles and The Living Legend Larry Zbyszko
Written By: WILLIAM FLENER and JIM SIMMONS
[7:00-7:15]
Joey Styles and Larry Zbyszko are in the ECW announce booth. The sold out arena is going nuts and chanting "ECW!!!, ECW!!!, ECW!!!". Styles says, "Welcome to Extreme Championship Wrestling!!! We are live from The Arco Arena here in Sacramento, California!!! I am Joey Styles and with me is The Living Legend Larry Zbyszko!" The crowd begins chanting "Larry!!!, Larry!!!, Larry!!!". Zbyszko gives the crowd his customary hand salute. Styles says, "We are taking you straight to the ring, where the ECW TV champion Lance Storm is at with his constant companion Dawn Marie."
We go to the ring where Storm and Dawn Marie are receiving a huge amount of boos from the sold out arena crowd. Storm has the ECW TV title around his waist. Dawn Marie has a see through pink top with no bra on and a very short matching mini-skirt. Storm says, "If I can be serious for a minute!" The crowd boos even louder, as Dawn tries to get them to quiten down. Storm says, "If I can be serious for a minute, I would like to say that Hydra has proven to all you pieces of trash that we are the most dominant force in the history of professional wrestling! This TV title I have around my waist is just the first piece of gold that Hydra will gather in ECW! Stone Cold Steve Austin has already claimed Triple H's ECW World Heavyweight title for his very own! And it is only a matter of time before The Rock, Chris Benoit, Jeff Jarrett, Vader, and Lex Luger will all have gold too, and then Eric Bischoff's Seven Headed Serpent that is Hydra will officially control this business! And to prove that we are unstoppable, I am issuing an open challenge tonight! I will put the ECW TV title on the line against anyone who is stupid enough to step into the ring with me! I..." But Storm is cut off by the music of Rey Mysterio! Out comes Mysterio to a good pop from the crowd. Rey says, "Lance, I accept that challenge! And I will walk out of Sacramento as the new ECW TV champion!" Storm says, "Mysterio, I will whip your midget ass all over this arena! But if that is what you want then you've got it!!" As Storm and Mysterio are glaring at each other, the crowd is going nuts. Styles says, "Oh my God! What a match we will see later on tonight!" Zbyszko says, "Styles, this match should be a barn burner! I can't wait to see these two hook up later tonight, but Rey better be careful. Lance Storm has been on a huge roll since joining Hydra!" Larry, "Without a doubt and speaking of barn burners up next we have Kane defending his ECW North American Title against one of the brightest talents in the game today in Billy Kidman who defeated Kane in a non-title match recently" Styles, "The question on everyones mind is can Kane stop Kidman, Billy is absolutely a phenom since coming to ECW and the only person to ever hold the ECW Television title longer was RVD."
ECW North American Title Match
Kane (Champion)
vs.
Billy Kidman w/Torrie Wilson
"Hellraiser" by Ozzy hits and out comes the current champion Kane to a round of boos from the capacity crowd. The music is then queued up again and out comes the challenger Billy Kidman with Torrie Wilson by his side and they get a pretty decent pop from the crowd. Kane and Kidman stare holes in each other as the ref calls for the bell signifying the start of the match. Kane goes for a thrust to the throat but Billy slides out of the way and kicks Kane in the back of the knee repeatedly until Kane is down to one knee and then lands a drop kick to the side of the head sending Kane down to the mat. Kane quickly regains his feet and takes Billy down with a hard right hand and then drops the elbow to the back of the head of the young challenger. Kane drags Billy to his feet and whips him to the ropes going for the big boot to the face but Kidman ducks it and rebounds off the ropes again and comes back with a high cross body block but Kane catches him and presses him over his head and lets go dropping Kidman straight down but Billy has very good balance and actually lands on his feet! Kidman runs up behind Kane and schoolboys him for a near fall. The Big Red Machine is quickly back to his feet and grabs Kidman and throws him into the corner where he starts pummeling Billy until he beats him down into the corner. He then grabs Kidman and sets him up on the top turnbuckle and steps over the top rope where he grabs Kidman by the throat! Billy goes nuts fighting his way out of the attempted top rope choke slam and comes off the top rope with a diving hurricanranna that sends Kane to the concrete floor below! Kidman works quickly and rolls Kane back into the ring and follows him in. This match continues for the next several minutes with both men hitting high impact moves but niether man really gains an advantage. Kane scores with a low blow and then scoops Kidman up into the tombstone pile driver position. Torrie however slides into the ring and nails Kane with a low blow from behind that causes the big man to drop Kidman. Billy works quickly again springing off the ropes and nails Kane with a bulldog and goes for the cover; one, two..kickout by Kane. The young star then drags Kane to his feet and hooks the arms going for The Kid Krusher but Kane reverses it and brings Kidman around the other way and delivers The Tombstone Pile Driver!!! Kane makes the cover and picks up the victory to retain his title..
Winner and still ECW North American Champion: Kane in 11:26 via pinfall.
Hugh Morrus is in the back, getting some coffee. Up walks Balls Mahoney. Balls says, "You know something, you have been a thorn in my side since you hooked up with Ted DiBiase's Million Dollar Stable! I think it is time you and I finish it once and for all! Tonight we will find out who the better man is!" Morrus says, "You've got it, you chair swinging freak!" Balls says, "You forgot the Blood Letting part!" Balls takes his chair and blasts Hugh upside the head!" Morrus is down on the floor, with blood running down his face from the wound just opened up by Mahoney's wicked chair shot.
Break
[7:15-7:30]
As we come back from the break Joey and Larry are discussing the nights events to this point. Larry, "The real question is will Morrus even make it to the ring, that was one hell of a shot he took from Balls." Styles, "Good question Larry lets go to the ring and find out."
Hugh Morrus w/Ted DeBiase
vs.
Balls Mahoney
"Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and out comes "The Chair Swinging Blood Letting Freak" Balls Mahoney to a good ovation still carrying the chair that he took Morrus down with earlier. Then "Every Man Has A Price....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" plays on the p.a. and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DeBiase leads a bloody Hugh Morrus to the ring to a round of boos and jeers from the crowd. Balls chases Ted out of the ring with the chair and then goes after Morrus who kicks him in the gut causing Mahoney to drop the chair and then Hugh DDTs Balls onto the chair and goes for the cover getting a near fall. Morrus grabs the chair and starts beating the hell out of Balls with it. He then tosses the chair aside and drags Mahoney to his feet and whips him to the ropes but Balls reverses it and sends Morrus in; Hugh rebounds off the ropes and gets caught with a power slam from Mahoney. Balls drags him to his feet again and sends him into the corner; Mahoney then follows him in with a huge splash in the corner! Balls then grabs up his chair and waits.....Morrus staggers out of the corner and Mahoney blasts him between the eyes with the chair sending blood into the first three rows! Balls then straddles Morrus and starts beating the hell out of him again. Ted then enters the ring and tries to get Mahoney from behind with The Million Dollar Dream but Balls side steps the hold and hits a belly-to-back suplex onto the chair on DeBiase. He waits for Ted to regain his footing and then blasts him between the eyes with the chair! Balls decides enough is enough and exits the ring and pulls a table from underneath the ring and slides it into the ring. Balls then rolls into the ring and stomps on DeBiase until he is out of the ring and sets up the table. He then drags Morrus to his feet and puts him on the top turnbuckle and begins to climb up, Morrus tries to fight back but Mahoney beats him down again. Balls scoops him up and leaps off spinning in mid-air and delivers The Nutcracker Suit through the table!!! A "Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit!!!" chant breaks out in the crowd as Balls covers Morrus; 1...2....3!
Winner: Balls Mahoney in 13:23 via pinfall.
Pamela Paulshock is in the back with The American Dream Dusty Rhodes. Pamela is wearing a white leather dress that really shows off her great body and huge breasts. Pamela says, "Dream, you have challenged Jake "The Snake" Roberts to a Texas Bullrope match tonight."
Dusty says, "That I have Darlin'! Tonight me and that nasty Snake will get Funky Like A Monkey, in public if you will! I am going to make that slimy Snake bleed! I am going to show him that I am still The Bull of the Woods! Jake and The Ultimate Warrior, or should I say Satan's Warrior, may be assembling a group of sadistic individuals for some sinister purpose, but myself, The Patriot, and Diamond Dallas Page have huge scores to settle with them! And tonight, I am going to get a measure of revenge!"
We see Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Satan's Warrior, The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels, Beulah, and Vampiro watching Dusty Rhodes comments on a monitor in the shadows of their dressing room. Jake says, "Tonight The American Dream will realize that he is walking into a nightmare when he steps into the ring with me!" Satan's Warrior says, "And soon, Diamond Dallas Page and The Patriot will realize the same thing as they are all lying in pools of their own blood with all of us standing over their broken and beaten bodies!"
Break
[7:30-7:45]
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
vs.
"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes.
The music hits and out comes The American Dream Dusty Rhodes to a great ovation from the crowd. Then the music is queued again and out comes Jake Roberts to a chorus of boos from the crowd. These two old foes waste no time and meet in the center of the ring and start beating the hell out of each other. Dusty drives Roberts back into the corner with repeated short jabs, he then measures the snake and delivers a reverse elbow to the face of Roberts. Jake slumps down in the corner and Dusty begins choking him by wedging the side of his boot into the throat of Roberts. The ref is able to pull Rhodes off of Roberts which allows Jake to explode out of the corner with a clothesline that sends the big man to the mat. Jake then straddles Dusty and begins beating the hell out of him. Dusty is able to roll Roberts over and begins beating the hell out of Jake. He then gets up and grabs the ankles of Roberts and drops The Bionic Elbow into the groin of The Snake!!! Dusty goes for the cover but Jake kicks out at two and one-half. Dusty then drags Jake back to his feet and starts hitting those short jabs to the face again but Jake kicks Rhodes in the groin to slow his momentum and then hits a short arm clothesline taking the big man down again. He slides out of the ring and snatches up a chair and goes back into the ring with it. He tries to nail Dusty with the chair but Rhodes kicks him in the gut causing him to drop the chair and then hits a DDT on Roberts on the chair and goes for the cover; one, two, thre..kickout by Roberts! Dusty drags The Snake back to his feet and whips him to the ropes but Roberts reverses the momentum into another short arm clothesline. Jake drags the big man to his feet and goes for his finisher the DDT but Dusty counters with a huge spine buster onto the chair! Dusty then grabs the legs of Roberts and applies The Figure Four Leg Lock in the middle of the ring. After several moments Jake is forced to tap out!!!
Winner: Dusty Rhodes in 11:45 via submission.
Lex Luger is in his dressing room. Luger is flexing and checking himself out in a mirror. Sable walks in. Sable is wearing a pair of skin tight black leather pants and matching bikini top that somehow manages to keep her huge breasts from spilling out. Sable says, "Hey Lex, Eric wants to know if you are about ready for your match tonight."
Luger says, "Sable, with a body like this I am always ready. I am going out there tonight and show the world why at anytime any member of Hydra can take somebody out in a heartbeat! We are ruling the wrestling industry, just like we all knew we would when Easy E layed out his master plan to us! Hell, WCW and the WWF are so afraid of Hydra that they shut their doors! They both claim to be temporarily shutting down and re-evaluating their talent before re-launching, but I figure they are just scared of what Hydra represents! They know that Eric Bischoff and Hydra hold the future of the wrestling industry in our hands!
Final Break
[7:45-8:00]
Lex Luger w/Sable and Eric Bischoff
vs.
Tommy Dreamer w/Jenna Jameson
The music hits and out comes "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer with Jenna Jameson by his side to a good ovation from the crowd. Then "Back In Black" by AC/DC hits and out comes "The Total Package" Lex Luger with Sable and Easy E by his side to a round of boos. Jenna and Sable slide out of the ring and before the ref calls for the bell Jenna slides a Singapore Cane into the ring and Tommy grabs it and blasts Luger across the back with it while he was still posing for the crowd so they can admire his physique. Tommy then goes after Bischoff who bails out of the ring. This however allows Luger to clear the cob webs and when Tommy turns around he gets taken down with a hard clothesline from Luger. Lex goes on the attack stomping on Dreamer and then drags him back to his feet. Lex scoops Tommy up and then presses him over his head and walks around the ring with him suspended in the air and then coverts it into a sitout power bomb! Luger goes for the pin but Dreamer kicks out at two. Lex drags Tommy back to his feet again, but Dreamer knocks his hands away and starts laying in the hard right hands that drive The Total Package back into the corner. Tommy whips Luger to the opposite corner and follows him in with a hard clothesline. Luger staggers out of the corner and Tommy snatches up his cane and hits a side russian leg sweep using the cane for leverage. Dreamer goes for the pin but he too only gets a count of two. Tommy drags Luger to his feet and hoists him up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry position but Luger is able to wriggle out of it and slide down Dreamer's back where he gets Tommy in a reverse fireman's carry position and applies The Torture Rack!!! Tommy is in incredible pain and Jenna tries to enter the ring to help him but Sable cuts her down with a vile chair shot!!! Easy E is in the ring telling Lex to really crank down on it. Finally after several minutes in the hold Tommy passes out from the pain and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner: Lex Luger w/Eric Bischoff and Sable in 11:26 via submission.
Joey Styles, "Oh My God....it would seem not even the old guard of ECW can slow down the juggernaught known as Hydra!!!"
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