RFI - ECW Monday MassacreStory By: Gary Freeland
October 27, 2003
ECW Monday Massacre
UNO Lakefront Arena, New Orleans, LA
October 27th, 2003
Commentators: Joey Styles & Joel Gertner
Written By: ‘Mean’ Dean Larson, Josh Ryan, & Charles Agripino
[8:00 - 8:15]
Limp Bizkit’s “Crack Addict” blares through out the UNO Lakefront Arena and the fans are on their feet as the fireworks blast. The camera pans around the arena before finally resting on the announce position. Joey Styles, “ Hello Everyone and Welcome to ECW Monday Massacre!! Here as always Joey Styles with 'The Quintessential Studmuffin' Joel Gertner!!” Gertner, “ Thank you for the introduction Joey, But you know I am a man who needs NO introduction!!” Styles, “ Uh..Right!, Anyway folks tonight we have for you another exciting, Action packed night of Extreme Pro Wrestling action!” Gertner, “ That’s right!! Here tonight we will have the semi-finals for the ECW Extreme North American Championship Tournament. With The Messiah taking on Masato Tanaka an ‘The Innovator Of Violence’ Tommy Dreamer taking on the ‘Impact Player’ Lance Storm!!” Styles, “ Those will be two BLOCKBUSTER matches!! Also tonight we’ll bring you yet ANOTHER ECW Extreme Dare Devil Title defense as the champion, ‘Sick’ Nick Mondo will be facing ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ Yoshihiro Tajiri!!” Gertner, “ Ah Yes!! That will be one for the record books but also tonight we find out who the Number One Contenders for the ECW World Tag Team Championships are for November to Remember!!” Styles, “ That is shaping up to be ONE HELL OF A CARD!!” Gertner, “ Oh you know...” Before Joel can finish his sentence we hear Deep Purple’s “Perfect Stranger” hit and down to the ring walks the ECW World Heavyweight Champion, The Franchise Shane Douglas followed closely by Vince McMahon. The Franchise storms down to the ring to a TREMENDUS amount of heat from the fans. Styles, “Well I guess we’re gonna hear from our World’s Champion!” Gertner, “ Well that’s great but I wish he wouldn’t have cut me off like that!” The Franchise climbs in and snatches a mic from the time keeper before speaking. Douglas, “ RAVEN!! I’m SICK and TIRED OF THIS!! I’m sick of you sneaking up behind me! I’m tired of YOU always being right there in my face so you know what?! You got your shot at November to Remember but TONIGHT I say we meet in this ring and we give these people a taste of November to Remember!!” At that moment Vince snatches the mic out of The Franchise’s hands. Mr. McMahon, “ WHOA!! Hey, I know your upset about last Thursday, Believe me so am I but Come on Shane! You gotta be smart about this!!” The Franchise begins to pace back and fourth while looking at the mat before stopping and yanking the mic away from Vince. Douglas, “ LOOK!! Either you make this match or I just go back there right now , Find Raven and BEAT HIS ASS ALL OVER THIS ARENA!! Now are you gonna make the match or not!!?” Vince begins to shake his head at The Franchise. While he does Douglas is livid and yelling at Mr. McMahon until suddenly “Now This Is EXTREME” hits and out onto the stage walks Paul Heyman to a HUGE reaction from the crowd. With a mic in hand and a smile on his face Paul begins to speak. Heyman, “ Hey Vince, Shane! I heard the two of you little argument and I thought I could be of some assistance! I understand OUR World Champion demands a Match with Raven tonight!! Now I have to agree with Vince on this, Making that match tonight would be very, very UNPROFESSIONAL, and could be bad for business!!” Vince gets a smile on his face and begins to pat Shane on the back until Paul continues. Heyman, “ ...Which is exactly why I am making that match TONIGHT!! But with this added stipulation, No member of the Corporate Franchise is allowed at ringside. If any member of the Corporate Franchise should come down to the ring, Then Shane Douglas will be IMMEDITALLY stripped of the ECW World Championship!!” Vince is absolutely seething down in the ring as Paul Heyman begins to laugh before exiting the stage. Vince begins to try and reason with The Franchise but Douglas pushes past him and exits the ring with a sinister smile on his face. Reluctantly Vince climbs down out of the ring and gives pursuit of Shane Douglas trying to talk him out of it. Styles, “ WOW!! Raven and Shane Douglas, TONIGHT!!” Gertner, “ Well at least its not for the World Title!!” Styles, “ Yeah but if any member of the Corporate Franchise tries to interfere than Shane Douglas is stripped of the title!!” Gertner, “ THAT will NOT happen!!”
In the backstage area we see Rhyno and Lance Storm talking in a hallway. Storm, “ ...Yeah, That was a great match you had last Thursday against Shane Douglas!! In my opinion though you should still be World Champ!!” Rhyno, “ Yeah well, it won’t be...” before Rhyno can finish ‘Latino Heat’ walks up from down the hallway and interrupts Rhyno. Eddie, “ ...IT won’t be long until Latino Heat is World Champ!! That’s what you where going to say right esse?!” Rhyno looks at Eddie intensely as Lance Storm walks away from the two of them. Eddie, “ Hey esse!! Don’t take it personal or anything but EVERYBODY knows that Latino Heat is the man everyone wants to see! Not some overweight, Under payed, talentless hack like you!!” Rhyno shoves Eddie at that remark and holds him against the wall with a forearm to his throat. Rhyno, ..” OH really?!! Well then why don’t you prove that out in the ring tonight against ME Eddie?!” Latino Heat gags alittle before finally speaking. Eddie, “ ..Alright esse!! If you want me to embarrassed you already then OK! I’ll see you out there!!” With that Latino Heat manages to get free from Rhyno’s clutches and quickly backs down the hallway cursing at Rhyno in spanish. The segment fades out with Rhyno looking on at Eddie with intense focus on his face. Styles, “ WHOA!! Another Blockbuster match up!! Rhyno and Latino Heat TONIGHT!!!” Gertner, “ Eddie seems to be having trouble making friends around here!!”
ECW World Television Championship No.1# Contenders Match
Al Snow Vs. ‘The Future’ Jimmy Snuka Jr.
*WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!!!*
Hits and out onto the stage walks Al Snow to a Good response from the fans. Styles, “ This is a man who deserves the ECW World Television Title but just keeps getting screwed at every turn!!” Gertner, “ He doesn’t even deserve to be here!!” Snow climbs in the ring and does his pose for the crowd until his music is cut and we hear Sepultura’s “Ratamahatta” and out onto the stage walks Jimmy Snuka Jr to a decent pop from the crowd. Styles, “ This man is ALL talent here Joel!” Gertner, “ For once Joey I agree with you!! This man is deserving of his shot tonight!! And in my opinion he should win this match!” Styles,"This is Al Snow's big chance to finally get another shot to get back at Gangrel." Gertner,"Snuka is going to take out Al Snow tonight". Al Snow and Snuka are watching each other while pacing around the ring. Snuka goes for a tie-up and Al Snow steps back. Al smiles and slaps Snuka followed by a dropkick to the face. Al runs at the ropes knocks down Snuka with a shoulder block. Al picks up Snuka then belly to belly Suplexes Snuka and drops an elbow.Snow starts stomping Snuka's chest, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes Al goes for a clothesline Snuka ducks and dropkicks him in the back. Snuka waits for Al to get up and gives him a sabot kick to the chest. Snuka picks up Al and gives him a Sambo suplex and drives his knee into Al's stomach.Snuka picks up Al and gives him a tornado powerbomb ONE....TWO...KICKOUT! Al gets up to his feet and is knocked to the floor with a sabot kick to the chest. Snuka runs at the ropes and hits a SUICIDE DIVE on Al! Snuka gets up and picks up Al then whips him into the steel post. Al holds his head and Snuka looks around the ring and sees a steel chair Snuka picks it up. Snuka sneaks up behind Al and nails him right in the back of the head before dragging Snow back up and rolling him the ring. Inside the ring Al Snow is up fairly quick. Snuka slides in the ring and brings down Snow with a clothesline followed by another. Snuka picks him up off the mat and sets him up for a BRAINBUSTER! Jimmy Snuka holds him up for what seems like at least a minute before SLAMMING SNOW TO THE MAT!. After bringing him down Snuka quickly goes for the cover,.........ONE .........TWO .........THR KICK-OUT!! Snuka is quickly up and signals for a Running Bulldog and goes for it but Snow counters it into a BACK BODY DROP! Al Snow grabs him and whips Snuka of the ropes, he tries for a clothesline but misses. Snuka then tries for one of his own but Snow ducks it and brings Snuka down with a SPINNING NECKBREAKER! Snuka holds his neck for a moment before getting back to his feet and firing some lefts at Snow. He gains an advantage at first but Snow hits him with a high knee and whips him toward the ropes again. Snuka manages to counter it and whips Al Snow toward the ropes, instead of bouncing off the ropes Orton ducks through the ropes and springboards off the top. Snow hits Snuka with a HIGH FLYING SPRINGBOARD DIVING CLOTHESLINE knocking Snuka down! Styles, “ What a move from Al Snow!!” Snuka is already back up on his knees by the time Snow gets up and turns to face him. When Snuka is almost up Snow explodes toward him and hits Snuka with a RUNNING FACEBREAKER!! Styles, " WOW What a move!! This might be over Joel!" Gertner, " Its only a matter of time Joey! Before Snuka comes back and gets the victory here!" After hitting Snuka with that BIG move Al covers him,......ONE.....TWO.....THRE KICKOUT!! Snow seems abit frustrated but is still on the assault. He scoops Snuka up, putting him across his shoulder, Snow takes him over to the corner and puts him in the tree of woe! He walks across to the other corner and charges forward toward Jimmy, He tries to land a SLIDING DROPKICK to the face of Jimmy Snuka Jr. but Snuka manages to pull himself up on the turnbuckle causing Snow to slide into the steel ring post racking himself! Gertner, “ OH!! That had to take some of the fight out of Al Snow!!” Snuka then pulls himself off the turnbuckle and drags Snow out from under him. He hoists Snow up in a Body Press and holds him up in the air for a few moments. Styles, " Look at the power of Snuka Jr!" Gertner, " Jimmy is doing nothing more then showing Snow that he CAN’T BEAT HIM!!" Snuka finally brings him down and Al Snow hits the mat HARD! He stumbles back to his feet and charges at Snuka but Jimmy Snuka Jr. sidesteps Al and hits him with MASSIVE Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep!! Styles, " Jimmy pulled that move out of nowhere Joel!" Gertner, “ No WAY!! He was saving it!!” Snuka quickly gets down and covers Snow after taking him down,.....ONE ......TWO .......THRE KICKOUT!! Snuka can't believe it and tries to pin Snow again but only gets a 2-count. Gertner, “ WHAT?! How the HELL did Snow kick out of that TWICE!?” Styles, “ I guess Al has some fight in him yet!! Well folks we have to take a quick break but come right back cause the action continues!!”
[8:15 - 8:30]
As we come back from break we see Snuka outside the ring looking for something under it. AS he is looking Snow has rolled to the outside but is having trouble getting back to his feet. Snuka looks underneath the ring and pulls out Razor wire and a table which, he slides inside the ring.Al gets up and uses the steel steps to hit a clothesline on Snuka. Al picks up Snuka then,drops him throat first across the steel barricade. Gertner,"Al snow is showing us what he can do in the ring." Al picks up Snuka and slides him into the ring. Al rolls in the ring and kicks Snuka right in the back of the head. Al grabs Snuka and picks him up then delivers a huge spinebuster followed by a Texas Clover Leaf. Styles,"Al Snow is pulling more and more moves out of his sleeves." Snuka gets to the ropes and Al lets go. Al picks up Snuka and whips him into the corner. Al runs into the corner and Snuka moves out of the way. Al hits the turnbuckle sternum first as, Snuka comes up from behind with a TIGER SUPLEX for a pin,......ONE .........TWO ......KICKOUT! Snuka picks up Al and nails a huge DDT. Snuka goes over to the Razor Wire and picks it up. Al gets up and Snuka comes up from behind then, rakes the wire across Al's forehead. Styles," FOR ALL THAT IS SANE SNUKA HAS TURNED AL'S FACE INTO A CRIMSON MASK!" Snuka drives his fist repeatedly into his bloody face making more blood run down his face.Snuka puts Al on the top rope. Snuka sets up the table in the middle of the ring then climbs up the turnbuckles. Styles,"What does Snuka have on his mind?" Snow fights back then calls for a finisher. Gertner, ”AL SNOW JUST GAVE SNUKA A SNOW BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH A TABLE!" Snow then struggles up fro the rubble to make the cover, .......ONE ...........TWO ..........THRE KICKOUT!! Styles, “ HOW DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT?!” Gertner, “ There is no WAY Jimmy Snuka is going to get pinned by this HAS BEEN Al Snow!!” Al sees the Razor Wire then, jams it into Snuka's forehead and blood starts to pour down Snuka's forehead. Al locks in the Dragon Sleeper and Snuka reaches for the ropes. Snuka gets his feet on the rope and springboards over into a Reverse DDT. ONE....TWO......KICKOUT. Snuka picks up Al and nails a Michinoku driver on Al Snow ONE......TWO......KICKOUT. Snuka whips Al into the ropes but, Al reverses it into a Irish whip of his own followed by a tilt-whirl-greetings from Asbury park ONE....TWO..KICKOUT. Gertner," These two men are giving us one hell of a match right here tonight!" Al picks up Snuka and goes for a clothesline Snuka ducks and HITS A GERMEN SUPLEX and bridges up for the pin,.....ONE .........TWO ..........KICKOUT. Snuka picks up Al kicks him in the gut and gives him a overhead belly to belly suplex. Snuka picks up Al and gives him a JUMPING PILEDRIVER for another pin attempt,..........ONE .............TWO ..........THRE KICKOUT! Snuka picks up Al and gives him a scoop slam Snuka climbs up to the top rope and hits the SUPERFLY SPLASH! Styles, “ DID YOU SEE THE AIR HE GOT OFF THAT!?” Gertner, “ YES ITS GOTTA BE OVER!!” Snuka stays on him for another pin,..........ONE ...........TWO ........THRE NO!! Before the ref can get the Three count, Snuka is yanked off Snow to break up the pin by MIKE AWESOME! Awesome comes in the ring and lands a boot to Snuka’s gut as he was charging him, He then picks up Snuka, Signals to the crowd and DRIVES SNUKA TO THE MAT WITH A VILE AWESOME BOMB!! Styles, “ GOD!! Why did Mike Awesome do that?! Jimmy Snuka Jr. had this won!!” Gertner, “ That DAMN MIKE AWESOME!! Now because of him Snow getting his Title shot!!” Mike Awesome leaves the ring as Al Snow gets up to his feet. Al goes out to the floor and brings in a table then sets it up near the corner turnbuckles. He then drags Snuka back up and takes him up to the top rope. Styles, “ I don’t think what Snow is about to do is really necessary!” Snow then quickly signals to the crowd before leaping off the turnbuckle DRIVING SNUKA THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A SNOWPLOW!! “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!” Gertner, “ NO DAMN IT! NO!!” It takes Snow a moment but he finally drags himself up enough to drape an arm over Snuka for the pin,........ONE ..........TWO .......THREE!! And Al Snow is the No.1# Contender!!
Winner and No#1 contender Al Snow via pin-fall in 18:39
In the ring Al snow is getting his hand raised and Al Snow comes threw the crowd with a singapore cane. Gangrel tosses Al Snow out to the floor and he goes out after him. Gangrel picks up Al Snow then, tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps. Gangrel goes underneath the ring and pulls out a table which he sets up against the ring post. Al gets up and delivers right and lefts on Gangrel. Out runs Salem who nails Al snow from behind. Salem whips Al but Al reverses sending Salem threw the table. Al follows Gangrel up the apron and Luna come out and attacks Al and Gangrel leaves. Al kicks Luna in the mid-section and piledrives her on the stage. Al goes to the backstage area looking for Gangrel he sees him and follows him to the parking lot area. Gangrel hits Al from behind and throws him into a glass window. Gangrel picks him up and brings him onto the hood of a car. Gangrel gives him the Implant DDT.
WE are then taken to the backstage area where we see Todd Gordon standing by with New Jack. Gordon,"Well, New Jack remember this is a live interview." Jack," I, know it is." Gordon,"My first question is why do you hate The Sandman?" Jack,"Well, thats a simple question but, I will give you the exact answer. He is the so called "Hardcore Icon" yet he hasn't shown it to me yet.Sandman is a joke." Gordon,"How do you feel about the fans reaction to you since your attack on Sandman." Jack," The fans can flat out kiss my ass." Gordon,"I a going to show you a piece of footage and I want you to tell me what you think? (They screen shows footage of Sandman using the staple gun and busting open New Jack) Jack,"Well,that piece of footage pisses me off!" Gordon,"Explain?" Jack,"Sandman ,used my own staple Gun to bust me open. Sandman has crossed the line and I will show him how much of a vindictive son of a bitch I can be." Gordon,"I have one more question what do you plan on doing to Sandman at the November to Remember?" Jack,"Sandman better remember what my nickname is. It's The Original Gangsta, At the November To Remember I will mame the sandman and prove who the real Icon really is. " Right at that moment The Sandman comes in and assaults New Jack with a singapore cane. They battle out of the room where the interview is taking place and Jack is whipped into a concrete wall. Sandman picks up a trash can and nails him in the head. Sandman delivers right hand after right hands knocking him down the hallway. Sandman picks up a chair and New Jack throws a ladder at sandman. Jack picks up the sandman and gives him a low blow then rams his head into a wall. Jack looks at a glass rectangle and picks the sandman and whips him threw the glass. Jack takes the sandman and spits in his face. Sandman grabs a piece of glass and slams the glass into Jack's face. The battle to the stage and sandman slams jack on the stage.They fight all over the stage and Jack slams Sandman's head into the ECW logo. Jack picks up sandman and piledrives him on the steel. Sandman looks up at the screen a bloody mess with blood running down his face. New Jack starts delivering right hands to the sandman exposing more and more blood. Sandman delivers a huge low blow . Sandman gets up and punches New Jack then,whips him into the steel wall that holds up the ECW-tron. Sandman goes into the back and comes back out with a barbwire kendo stick. Sandman nails Jack in the back then in the face. Sandman starts to rake the barbwire across New Jack forehead. New Jack's blood starts to drip onto the stage.Sandman and New Jack start to fight up the side of the stage they fight up to the very top of the tron.Jack sees a scaffolding and they climb up there. They exchange right hands and, New Jack goes to throw Sandman off but, sandman reverse it with a kick to the mid-section. Sandman then throws him off the scaffold, Sandman points to the ECW logo and delivers a 50-feet sandman bomb on top of New Jack. The crowd chants HOLY SHIT! Styles, “ MY GOD!! These two aren’t going to make it to November to Remember!!” Gertner, “ I think your right Joey!! Can we get some help out here?!” The camera fades as The two icons are out cold
[8:30 - 8:45]
ECW Extreme North American Championship Tournament Semi-finals
The Messiah Vs Masato Tanaka
The Lights dim then Godsmack’s “Awakening” blasts throughout the arena. Suddenly, the lights come on and we see The Messiah in the ring holding two barbwire chairs in the air. The Messiah puts his arms down then mounts the turnbuckle and holds the chairs in the air; the fans are going nuts the entire time. Joey, “The Messiah has brought two chairs wrapped in barbwire to the ring. He doesn’t want to wait for this match to begin to get weapons.” Joel, “Off course not Joey, he is The Messiah he wants to defeat Tanaka and go on to the finals of this tournament.” Messiah steps down, and “Battery” by Metallica echoes throughout the arena. Masato Tanaka walks out from behind the curtain with a pair of his own chairs. The crowd goes wild seeing that Tanaka brought his own chairs. Joel, “Joey Tanaka has also brought his own chairs. These two men are going to show why this title will deserve to be called EXTREME.” Tanaka walks down to the ring and slides in with the chairs then he and The Messiah stare at each other with their chairs in hands. The ref calls for the bell to start the match; Tanaka and The Messiah maintain their gaze at each other. Both men drop their chairs and rush at each other they meet in the middle of the ring and start to exchange punches. Tanaka blocks one punch and locks in an arm wrench, Tanaka twists Messiah’s arm then puts him in to a hammer lock. Styles, “Tanaka has taken advantage of this match.” Tanaka moves out of the hammer locks and attempts a clothesline, but The Messiah ducks and hip tosses Tanaka to the mat. Messiah starts to lay in the boots then lands an elbow drop. Styles, “And just like that The Messiah has taken advantage of this match.” The Messiah quickly runs to the corner and grabs one of his barbwire chairs. Styles, “The Messiah has grabbed one of his barbwire chairs and lifts it to show the crowd and is waiting for Masato Tanaka to get up.” Tanaka gets to his feet then is nailed in the head with the barbwire chair, but doesn’t fall down. Tanaka screams and signals for more, Styles, “Tanaka is bleeding after that chair shot, but he still begs for more.” The Messiah smashes the chair across Tanaka’s head again, but Tanaka signals for more again. The blood is starting to flow from Tanaka’s head as Messiah smashes the chair one more time across Tanaka’s head that finally sends him to the mat. The Messiah lifts the chair, screams then tosses the chair down. The Messiah pulls Tanaka to his feet, but Tanaka connects with a kick to the gut then powerbombs The Messiah on the barbwire chair. Styles, “My god Tanaka drove The Messiah onto the chair, and Messiah is reeling in pain.” The Messiah rolls off the chair and screams in pain. Tanaka picks up the chair and smashes across The Messiah’s back a few times. Tanaka tosses the chair down then lifts Messiah to his feet and tosses him to the corner. Tanaka climbs to the second turnbuckle and starts punching The Messiah in the head with the fans counting along, ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN. Tanaka then drives Messiah’s face INTO THE BARBWIRE CHAIR WITH A FALLING DDT. Joel, “Tanaka has driven The Messiah into his own barbwire chair, and busted him wide open.” Tanaka moves to the cover ONE…TWO…THR-THE MESSIAH KICKS OUT! Tanaka pulls The Messiah up and sends him to the ropes and takes him down with a spinning clothesline. Tanaka then grabs the other barbwire chair and overlaps it with the other barbwire chair and with his chairs. Styles, “Tanaka is setting up the chairs near the corner he could be setting up for his signature TORNADO DDT.” Tanaka picks The Messiah up then whips him the corner with the chairs. Tanaka punches The Messiah then sets him up for the TORNADO DDT, but The Messiah hits him in the ribs then DRIVES TANAKA INTO THE CHAIRS WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Styles, “Messiah reversed the DDT and drove Tanaka into the chairs.” The Messiah and Masato Tanaka lie motionless on the mat and the ref checks to see if both men can go on. The Messiah starts to move and gets to his knees; Tanaka moves to the corner and pulls himself up. The Messiah gets to his feet then runs at Tanaka in the corner, but Tanaka gets a kick to the face then connects with a TORNADO DDT ON THE PILE OF CHAIRS! Styles, “Tanaka failed the first time, but he scored the second time with the tornado DDT.” Tanaka moves the chairs and covers ONE…TWO…THRE-MESSIAH GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Joel, “I don’t believe it Joey I thought that the Messiah, considering the loss of blood and the sheer force of the move would have finished him.” Tanaka gets up and signals for the ROARING ELBOW. Tanaka pulls Messiah to his feet then whips to the ropes, Messiah ducks the ROARING ELBOW AND DROPS TANAKA WITH A FALL FROM GRACE ON A BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR. Styles, “My GOD the tides of this match have changed yet again and now The Messiah has the advantage.” The Messiah makes a cover on Tanaka ONE…TWO…THR-TANAKA GETS THE SHOULD UP! Styles, “These two men have beaten each other down, but neither of them are going to give up.” The Messiah gets back up to his feet then pulls Tanaka to his feet then whips him to the ropes Tanaka ducks a clothesline then connects with a ROARING ELBOW! Styles, “Tanaka hit the roaring elbow this match is over.” Tanaka covers ONE…TWO…THRE-MESSIAH KICKS OUT!! Joel, “Can you believe it Joey, The Messiah just kicked out of the roaring elbow. Not many people are able to kick out of that move.” Tanaka screams then pulls Messiah to his feet and moves him to the corner. Styles, “Masato Tanaka is losing his patience, it looks like he may end it here.” Tanaka sets Messiah up for a DIAMOND DUST, but Messiah reverses it with punches to the gut then sets Tanaka on his shoulders and hits the GODSMACK!! Messiah quickly covers ONE…TWO…THREE!!! Styles, “Messiah wins, Messiah wins.”
Winner and Advances to the Finals The Messiah 13:43
The Messiah gets to his feet and shows the crowd his blood drenched face as his hand is lifted into the air. Joel, “Well Joey The Messiah is now one step closer to becoming the first ECW Extreme North American Champion.” Masato Tanaka turns The Messiah around and stares at him. Styles, “It looks like Tanaka may still want to fight.” Tanaka looks angry at Messiah then extends his hand; The Messiah looks at the crowd through his own blood then shakes Tanaka’s hand. Styles, “What class being shown by these two men. They gave us one hell of a match and now they are showing that they are true sportsmen.” Tanaka leaves the ring to a huge pop from the crowd. Shortly after Tanaka leaves The Messiah follows to an even bigger pop from the crowd.
[8:45 - 9:00]
We are then taken to the backstage area where we see Todd Gordon standing by with the Reverend Paul Bearer. Gordon, “..Reverend!, Last week one of your umm...Disciples was attacked during a match by the crazed, Mad Man Doink The Clown! I am here to ask you your thoughts on the situation and to find out about Pogo The Clown’s medical status. The Reverend gives Todd an evil look as the other members of the Evolution of Darkness surround him. Reverend Bearer, “ ...Well MR. Gordon!! Pogo is doing very well!! Very well indeed but at my advice he is taking the week off JUST in case!! Now as for this Doink The Clown! We will find him, and when WE do!! May GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL!!” With that The Reverend and the other members of the Evolution OF Darkness leave the scene. As the door is heard closing Doink The Clown suddenly jumps out from behind a couch. Doink walks up to Todd who is shaking all over. Todd, “...D..Doink, I didn’t know you where here!! Umm...Can you tell us what your intentions are here in ECW?!” Doink begins to giggle loudly at Todd before grabbing the mic and pulling it in close. Doink, “ MY Intentions Todd!! Heh! Are to ANNIHILATE POGO and EVEYONE Else who LAUGHED AT ME!!” With that Doink shoves Todd to the floor and begins to laugh again as he sneaks out of the room. The segment fades with the camera getting a close up of Todd Gordon setting up looking puzzled. Styles, “ That man is TOTALLY Insane!!” Gertner, “ Well we ALL gathered that much Joey!! The question is WHO is gonna stop him!!?”
ECW World Tag Team Championship No.1# Contendership Match
The Basham Brothers Vs. The N.O.D. Vs. The Urban Outlawz
*BOOM...HERE COMES THE BOOM!*
Blasts followed by the rest of P.O.D.’s “Boom” as the URBAN OUTLAWZ Mike & Marshall Knox make their way down to the ring. They are greeted with a decent pop from the crowd as they climb in the ring and do their poses for the crowd. As they do their music is suddenly cut and we hear Static X’s “Machine” blast over the PA System as The Basham Brothers walks out onto the stage. Danny and Doug make their way to the ring and climbing while still keeping their distance form the Urban Outlawz. Mike & Marshal Knox along with The Bashams are waiting in the ring for The N.O.D. until the Basham’s music is cut and we hear,
*WE ARE THE NATION............OF DOMINIATION!!*
blast throughout the arena. Ahmed Johnson and Ron Simmons walk out from behind the curtain with stern looks on their faces. Styles, “Here come the men who without any reason attacked the Harris Brothers with steel chairs.” Simmons and Johnson roll into the ring and quickly attack both teams. Ron Simmons hits a double clothesline on the Bashams, and Johnson hits a double spear on Mike and Marshall Knox. Ron Simmons rolls both Bashams out of the ring then continues the attack. Ahmed picks up Marshall then tosses him out of the ring and drops and elbow on Mike then locks in an armbar. Styles, “The Nation has wasted no time taking out their opponents.” Mike gets to the ropes and Ahmed breaks the hold and starts to lay in the fists. Outside, Simmons has clotheslined Danny into the crowd and Powerslammed Doug the floor. Inside the ring, Johnson has pulled Mike to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Johnson hits a devastating Spinebuster and goes for a cover ONE…TWO…THR-MARSHALL BREAKS UP THE PIN! Marshall pulls Johnson to his feet then Mike gets to his feet and they double whip Johnson. Johnson ducks the double clothesline and knocks them down with a double shoulder block. Simmons focuses on Doug with forearms to the back. Johnson picks Marshall up and drops him with a powerful Spinebuster. Outside, Simmons body presses Doug then throws him into the crowd on Danny. Simmons looks under the ring and pulls out a table. Joel, “Simmons and Johnson are destroying their opponents, and now Ron Simmons has is bringing a table into the mix.” Simmons sets up the table then walks over to the bell ringer and takes his chair. Joel, “Joey the Nation wants to eliminate all things standing in their way.” Simmons walks back to where the Bashams are and nails Danny over the head with the chair. In the ring, Johnson pulls Mike to his feet and drops him with a forceful powerbomb. Simmons gets on the apron then tags Johnson, Simmons steps into the ring and goes after Mike while Johnson goes outside and attacks Doug. Simmons pulls Mike to his feet then drops him with a DOMINATOR! Marshall runs in, but suffers the same fate as Mike. Johnson pulls Doug to the apron then DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE ON HE FLOOR WITH A PEARL RIVER PLUNGE! In the ring, Simmons picks up Mike then whips him to the corner. Simmons sits Mike on the top rope then climbs to the top rope and stands Mike on the top then DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A SPINING SUPER DOMINATOR! Styles, “The Nation has destroyed Mike Knox and Doug Basham.” Simmons rolls Mike to his back and makes the cover ONE…TWO…THREE!
Eliminated Urban Outlaws 7:36
Simmons lifts Mike over his head and tosses him onto Marshall. Styles, “Well the team of Urban Outlaws has been eliminated from this match thanks to that super dominator from Ron Simmons.” Simmons rolls outside the ring and goes into the crowd after Danny Basham. Johnson mounts Doug on the outside and starts to lay in the right hands. Simmons beats on Danny for a little while in the crowd then tosses him over the barricade. Johnson pulls Doug up then slides him into the ring; Simmons slides Danny into the ring as well. Ahmed slides into the ring followed by Ron Simmons and both men beat the Bashams into separate corners. Joel, “The Bashams are getting their butts handed to them by The Nation.” Simmons and Johnson whip the Bashams into each other then turn them around. Johnson drops Doug with a PEARL RIVER PLUNGE WHILE SIMMONS DRIVES DANNY TO THE MAT WITH A DOMINATOR! Joel, “This match is over Joey, the Bashams have been beaten down too much they will not be able to battle back from this.” Johnson gets up and helps Simmons pull Danny to his feet then THEY PERFORM A DOUBLE BODY PRESS AND TOSS DANNY INTO THE FOURTH ROW! Styles, “My God the hurled Danny farther than the Harris Brothers launched Thrasher on Thursday.” Simmons and Johnson return their sights to Doug, they pull him to his feet then they Underhook both an arm and drive Doug back to the mat with a DOUBLE SIT OUT UNDERHOOK BOMB! Styles, “What the heck was that move? It totally destroyed Doug Basham.” Joel, “The Nation told me about his move they call it Total Domination.” Johnson makes the cover ONE…TWO…THREE!!
Eliminated The Bashams 11:27
Winners and No. 1# contenders for the Tag Titles The N.O.D.
Simmons and Johnson toss Doug out of the ring then have their arms risen in victory. Suddenly, the Harris Brothers run to the ring and attack Johnson and Simmons. Styles, “The Harris Brothers have come out of nowhere and are attacking the N.O.D.” Joel, “Of course Joey they want revenge.” The Harris’s beat Simmons and Johnson into opposite corners and whip them, but Simmons and Johnson reverse sending Ron and Don into each other. The N.O.D. take the Harris Brothers down the clotheslines then lift them up and throw them out of the ring. Styles, “The N.O.D. has cleared the ring in no time flat, and Simmons is calling for a mic.” Simmons, “Hey, Harris’s you said that you were unstoppable. You said that no one could beat you, but we just took you boys out. You have seen what we can do to a few white boys. So look at them cause when you face us for those titles you will look like them and we will throw those belts over our shoulders.” The crowd explodes at the statement, Johnson is handed the mic, “Ron & Don Harris we completely dominated in this tag match, and when we face you it will be the same. Ron & Don when you face us you will be Totally Dominated.” *We Are The Nation* begins to play, Johnson and Simmons climb the turnbuckles and pose for the crowd. The Harris’s look at the N.O.D. and walk to the back. Simmons and Johnson get off the turnbuckle and head to the back with one fist in the air.
[9:00 - 9:15]
In the backstage area we see ‘Big Poppa Pump’ setting in his dressing room. He is looking through magazine when we hear a knock at his door. Steiner gets a annoyed look on his face as he gets up and answers it. When he opens the door the camera pans around to see ANGEL standing there. Steiner gets a disgusted look on his face as Angel stands smiling at him. Big Poppa Pump, “ WHAT the HELL are you?! And WHY are you knocking on my door?!” Angel gets a hurt look on his face before answering. Angel, “ ...Oh! Don’t be that way! I know your the Big Bad Booty Daddy and well after I read this note you sent me I just couldn’t say no!” With that Angel throws himself into Steiner’s arms and PLANTS A KISS ON HIS LIPS!! Steiner swiftly shoves Angel back against the wall of the hallway before charging at him. Steiner is looking to take Angle’s head off as he lunges forward but Angel manages to ducks the shot and runs down the hallway. Steiner gives pursuit. Styles, “ What the HELL?! Does Angel have a death wish or something?!” Gertner, “ Well if you where him wouldn’t you?!” Angel comes to the end of the hall and runs toward the entrance to the ring with Big Poppa Pump right behind him. As Steiner comes out off the hallway to round the corner he is BLASTED IN THE MID-SECTION WITH A LEAD PIPE FROM TAZZ!! Gertner, “ WHAT The..?!” Tazz then drags Steiner back to his feet before running him HEAD FIRST INTO A DOOR MAKING IT FALL IN!! As Scott Steiner lay unconscious in the room on the floor the camera pans around to see Tazz standing in the doorway smiling. As he is standing there we see someone tap him on the shoulder. Tazz quickly turns around and we see Angel standing there. Angel, “ ..OK I did what you asked now where is my money?!” Tazz smiles again and takes a white envelop from his coat before handing it to Angel. Tazz, “ There and good job kid, But you might want to leave the arena now cause when he wakes up he’s gonna be looking for you!! And I AM NOT gonna protect a fruit like you!!” Angel suddenly gets a worried look on his face as they hear Steiner begin to stir. He quickly shakes Tazz’s hand and runs off down the hallway. Styles, “ This was a step up?!” Gertner, “ That sick Son of a...I can’t believe Tazz would do that to another man just to sneak attack him!!” Styles, “ Well Joel this thing has apparently become THAT personal!!” The segment fades out with Tazz looking in on Steiner once more, smiling and walking away from the scene.
ECW Extreme Dare Devil Championship
‘Sick’ Nick Mondo(c) Vs. ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ Tajiri
*CUT MY INTO PIECES.........THIS IS MY LAST RESORT*
And the rest of Papa Roach’s “Last Resort” blasts through out the arena as the ECW Extreme Dare Devil Champion, Nick Mondo walks out on to the stage to a HUGE amount of heat from the crowd. Styles, “ I don’t think I'd have as much of a problem as I do if Nick Mondo EARNED that Title!!” Gertner, “ And he hasn’t been proving that he deserves it for a week now?!” Styles, “ Well he’ll certainly get to prove it tonight!!” Mondo finally gets down to the ring and climbs in. As he does his music is cut and we hear Cold’s “Just Got Wicked” blare over the PA System as ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ Tajiri makes his way down the ramp toward the ring. The fans are on their feet as Tajiri climbs into the ring and walks around Mondo a bit before Bob Ortiz steps up to do the ECW Title introductions. Ortiz, “...This match is for the E..C..W.. Extreme Dare Devil Champion!! Introducing first the challenger, From Japan, weighing in at 205 pounds, He is THE JAPANESE BUZZSAW, TAAAAAAJJJIIIIRRIII!!!” Tajiri raises a hand to the crowd who greet him with a HUGE response and Tajiri doesn’t taking his eyes off Mondo. Ortiz, “ ..And his Opponent, From Trenton, New Jersey, Weighting in at 187 pounds, He is the E..C..W.. EXTREME DARE DEVIL CHAMPION, SIIICK, NIIIIIICK MONNNNNDDDO!!!” Mondo raises the Title in the air to a alot of heat from the crowd before handing it over to the ref as Bob Ortiz climbs out of the ring. As the bell is rung the two men circle each other in the ring before coming in for an Elbow-collar tie up. Mondo tries to force Tajiri back but Tajiri powers him back to the corner turnbuckle before slowly letting go. As he does Mondo tries to lands a stiff right but Tajiri ducks it allowing Mondo to stumble out of the corner. Tajiri slips in behind him and lands a HARD kick to the back of Mondo’s head. Styles, “ Oh Man!! That had to hurt!!” Mondo is shaken by the kick and Tajiri pulls him out of the corner before whipping Mondo to the ropes. Tajiri tries to level Mondo with a clothesline but Mondo ducks it getting in behind Tajiri and turning him around. Mondo attacks him with some hard rights. Mondo then grabs Tajiri and whips him to the ropes before taking him down with a MASSIVE clothesline! Mondo then lifts him up and snaps him over for a quick Vertical Suplex! Mondo follows it up with some kicks to Tajiri’s head. He continues to kick at Tajiri until ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ manages to knock Mondo down with a leg sweep! Tajiri starts in on Mondo with right hands until he gets back to his feet then Tajiri grabs Mondo and launches him across the ring into the corner. Tajiri charges after him and nails Mondo with a shoulder block to the mid-section. Tajiri then lifts Mondo up to the top turnbuckle before following him. Tajiri jumps up to his shoulders looking for a Huracanranna but Mondo quickly grabs him and jumps off PLANTING TAJIRI ON THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB!! “ECW,ECW,ECW!” Styles, “ This match is already looking really painful!!” Gertner, “ Did you expect anything less?!” Mondo then rolls out of the ring and begins to pull things out from under it. He pulls out not One or Two but THREE tables followed by a steel chair and a LADDER! He slides two of the tables into the ring followed by the chairs and ladder before climbing in himself. Styles, “ Now what is he going to do with all that stuff?!” Gertner, “ Whatever he has planned you know its gonna hurt!!” Mondo sets the one of the tables up in center of the ring before picking Tajiri up and placing him on the table. Mondo then climbs up to the top turnbuckle looking for the Mondo Sledge but before he can do anything Tajiri jumps off the table, pulls it alittle closer and rushes up the turnbuckles. He grabs Mondo in a double Underhook position and flips him over DRIVING MONOD THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!. “ECW,ECW,ECW!!” Styles, “ GOOD LORD!! Mondo has to be out of it after that!!” It takes Tajiri a few moments but finally he rolls over and drapes his arms over Mondo for the pin,......ONE .........TWO ....Styles, “ We may have a NEW Champion here!!” .....THRE KICKOUT!! Tajiri can’t believe it as the fans are going absolutely nuts. Styles, “ How the HELL did Mondo kick out of that!?” Gertner, “ There is NO WAY Nick Mondo is going to lose to Tajiri!!” Though showing some early frustration Tajiri takes a few steps back away from Mondo and allows him to get back to his feet. As Mondo gets back up and turns around Tajiri tries for the Kick of Death on Mondo but he ducks it getting in behind Tajiri, grabbing him, spinning Tajiri around. And DRILLING HIM TO THE MAT WITH THE ASSUALT DRIVER! Styles, “What a come back!! Mondo may have this won!!” Instead of going for the pin Mondo grabs another one of the tables before setting it up in the center of the ring. He then goes after the ladder, setting it up in front of one of the corner turnbuckles. As the crowd is still on its feet Mondo drags Tajiri back up and lays him across the table before going up to the top of the ladder. Gertner, “ I really think he should have just pinned him!!” Styles, “ I would have to agree Joel!” Once at the top Mondo signals to the crowd who are still on their feet before leaping off the ladder trying for the MONDO SLEDGE but before he gets there Tajiri moves allowing MONDO TO DRIVE HIMSELF THROUGH THE TABLE!! “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!” Styles, “ MY GOD!! NICK MONDO MAY HAVE JUST COST HIMSELF THE TITLE!!” Gertner, “ NO WAY!!” After missing the Mondo Sledge from the top of the ladder, Mondo lay motionless on the mat. As he does Tajiri gets back to his feet and waits as Mondo struggles back up to his knees. As Mondo does Tajiri quickly NAILS MONDO WITH THE KICK OF DEATH! Styles, “ THATS IT!! IT’S OVER!!! WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!” As Tajiri is about to make the pin someone slides in the ring behind him and BASHES TAJIRI IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! Styles, “ WHAT THE HELL?! Hey that’s KID KASH!!” Gertner, “ HA I knew Tajiri wouldn’t win!!” With Tajiri out Kash drags Mondo back up off the mat before quickly setting him up and DRILLING HIS HEAD TO THE MAT WITH THE MONEY MAKER!! Styles, “ GOD!! What’s Kid Kash doing out here?!” Kash then rolls Mondo on top of Tajiri then shoves the ref down to make the count,.......ONE ........TWO ...Styles, “ DAMN IT NOT LIKE THIS!!” ......THREE!! And Nick Mondo retains!!
Winner and STILL Extreme Dare Devil Champion: Nick Mondo, via pin-fall in 13:26
After the bell is rung Kid Kash rolls out of the ring and backs up the ramp to leave all the while staring down at the motionless Nick Mondo. Styles, “ That DAMN Kid Kash just cost Tajiri the Extreme Dare Devil Title!! Why?!” Gertner, “ Cause Kash knows that Tajiri won’t give him a challenge at November to Remember for that Title!!” Styles, “ I think its the other way around!” As Kash gets to the top of the stage we suddenly hear “Now This Is EXTREME” and out onto the stage walks ECW Co-Owner Paul Heyman to a HUGE response form the fans. Heyman, “ I beat your proud of what you’ve done here tonight aren’t you Kash?!” Kid Kash looks like he is thinking about it for a moment then he nods ‘Yes’ with a BIG smile on his face. Heyman, “ Yeah! Well guess what?! Since you SCREWED Tajiri down there out of his Title match tonight I’m going to add alittle something to YOUR match at November to Remember! Now it will be a Ladder Match for the ECW Extreme Dare Devil Championship against You Kid Kash, Nick Mondo....AND TAJIRI!!” Kash looks absolutely SHOCKED as Paul flashes him a smile and then leaves the stage. With Kid Kash following right behind him. Styles, WOW!! So the Title match at November to Remember has now become a Three Way Ladder Match!!” Gertner, “ NOW that is just TOTALLY unfair!!”
[9:15 - 9:30]
ECW Extreme North American Championship Tournament Semi Finals
‘The Innovator of Violence’ Tommy Dreamer Vs ‘The Impact Player’ Lance Storm
“Thunderstruck” by AC/DC blasts through out the arena, and ‘The Impact Player’ Lance Storm jumps out from behind the curtain and starts to perform the Storm and Jive. Joel, “Lance is doing the Storm and Jive Joey; Lance is getting down and having a little fun.” Storm walks down the isle giving a high fives to many of the fans, then he climbs into the ring and poses in the corner. Suddenly, “Man in a Box” by Alice in the Chains plays throughout the arena then ‘The Innovator of Violence’ Tommy Dreamer walks out from behind the curtain with a SIGNAPORE CANE in his hands to a huge pop from the crowd. Styles, “Here comes Dreamer with his singapore cane in hand.” Tommy also high fives the fans as he walks to the ring. Dreamer walks up the corner stairs and steps into the ring. Lance steps back from Dreamer, but Dreamer stays in the corner and sets down his cane. The ref signals for the start of the match; Dreamer and Storm start to circle each other. They lock up in the center off the ring. Dreamer pushes Storm into the corner breaks the lock then connects with a punch to the face. Dreamer whips Storm to the opposite corner then clotheslines him in the corner. Dreamer hip tosses Storm, but Storm lands on his feet the hits a hiptoss of his own then locks in a sleeper hold. Styles, “This match started in favor of Dreamer, but quickly went to Storm and now he is trying to knock Dreamer out.” Dreamer manages to get to his feet then starts to elbow Storm in the gut. Then Dreamer runs to the ropes, but is taken down with a high leg clothesline. Storm rolls to the outside, looks under the ring and pulls out a TABLE. Styles, “Storm has pulled out a table, but how will he use it?” Storm slides the table into the ring then slides in himself. Tommy quickly drops an elbow across Storm’s back. Dreamer pulls Storm to his feet then slams hi back to the mat. Dreamer walks over to the corner and grabs the SIGNAPORE CANE. Joel, “Dreamer has grabbed his cane, and you know he is going to use it Joey.” Dreamer waits for Storm to get to his feet then takes a swing, but Storm ducks the cane shot. Tommy turns and this time connects with a SIGNAPORE CANE SHOT TO THE HEAD, and Storm falls to the mat. Dreamer lifts the cane into the air then drops his cane and begins to set up the table. Styles, “It looks like Dreamer is going to use Storms Table against him.” As Dreamer sets up the table Storm grabs Dreamer’s cane and starts to get to his feet. Dreamer finishes setting up the table then turns around just as Storm takes a swing with the cane. Dreamer ducks the cane shot then puts Storm on his shoulders and drops him with a SPICOLLI DRIVER. Styles, “A Spicolli driver this match is done.” Dreamer covers ONE…TWO…THR-STORM KICKSOUT! Joel, “How did Storm kick out of the move?” Dreamer pulls Storm to his feet then whips him to the ropes Storm ducks the clothesline, then NAILS A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO DREAMER’S CHIN! Joel, “This match is over Joey Storm is going to face The Messiah for the Extreme North American title.” Strom covers ONE…TWO…THR-DREAMER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Styles, “Think again Joel, Dreamer is still in this match. He really wants to become the first ECW Extreme North American champion bad enough to take anything that Storm can dish out.” Storm picks up the singapore cane again and starts to bring the cane across Dreamer’s back. Storm continues to bring the cane across Dreamer’s back until the cane is broken. Storm then yells at Dreamer to get up, Styles, “Storm is ordering Dreamer to get to his feet. Storm I do believe has lost it.” Dreamer finally gets to his feet and ducks the cane shot, but Storm quickly turns and hits Dreamer with the broken cane knocking him on the table. Styles, “Storm missed with that cane, but then broke the cane even more across Dreamer’s head.” Storm moves to the corner and drops the cane close to the table. Storm climbs to the top rope, but Dreamer rolls off the table grabs the cane and smashes it hard across the head of Storm. Styles, “Dreamer has managed to regain the advantage with that vile cane shot to the head.” Dreamer climbs to the second rope then puts Storm on his shoulders. Joel, “What is Dreamer doing Joey he put Storm on his shoulders and-Wait No!” DREAMER DRIVES STORM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A DREAMER DRIVER! Styles, “OH MY GOD, Dreamer has annihilated Storm this match has to be over.” Dreamer gets up and drags Storm out of the ruble then covers him ONE…TWO…THREE!!
Winner and advances to the finals Tommy Dreamer 10:57
Dreamer stands up and has his hand raised then Dreamer helps Storm to his feet. Storm’s hand is raised by Dreamer then Storm leaves the ring with the crowd giving him a huge pop. Dreamer celebrates in the ring when suddenly, Godsmack’s “Awakening” hits the arena and The Messiah, with his head completely bandaged, stands on the stage. Styles, “Joel, The Messiah is standing on the stage staring at Dreamer.” Joel, “Well Joey, These two men are going to face off for the ECW Extreme North American title. So The Messiah is probably going to take advantage, wait he’s clapping.” The Messiah stands at the top of the stage clapping his hands together then walks backstage. Dreamer is still in the ring with a puzzled look on his face then he leaves through the crowd.
[9:30 - 9:45]
‘Latino Heat’ Eddie Guerrero Vs. ‘The Man-Beast’ Rhyno
*LAAAATTINO HEAT!!!*
Hits and own to the ring walks Eddie Guerrero to a HUGE amount of heat from the crowd. Eddie walks down and climbs in the ring before doing his signature pose on the second turnbuckle. As he is doing this Eddie’s music is cut and we hear Dope’s “Debonaire” plays as ‘The Man-Beast’ Rhyno comes running down to the ring. Rhyno slides into the ring and immediately charges at Eddie who drops Rhyno to the mat with a drop toe hold before quickly getting back to his feet and laying some hard stomps to the back of Rhyno’s head. He continues to stomp on Rhyno until finally dragging him back to his feet and whipping Rhyno to the ropes. When Rhyno hits the ropes Eddie tries to take him down with a clothesline but it back fires on him when Rhyno ducks down and brings Eddie down with a Double leg take down followed by some fierce Rights and Lefts to the head. Styles, “ These two just want to pound the HELL out of each other!!” Gertner, “ I don’t know why but alot of people just want to pound the HELL out of Eddie!” Rhyno continues the assault on Eddie with the stiff rights and lefts before finally picking him up off the mat and whipping him to the corner turnbuckles. Rhyno then charges at him trying to land a HARD Shoulder Tackle to Latino Heat’s mid-section but Eddie jumps over him with use of the ropes and quickly turns around to score a Standing Dropkick to the back of Rhyno causing him to ram in the turnbuckles. Eddie then lays a couple of shoulder thrusts to Rhyno’s lower back before pulling him out of the corner and DROPPING the Man beast to the mat with a Back Body Drop! Eddie is quickly back to his feet as he lands a few stomps to Rhyno’s head before rolling to the outside where he pulls a table out from under the ring. Eddie sets the table up next to the ring before going back under it and dragging out a steel chair. Eddie slides back in the ring with the chair and unfolds it before setting it up in the ring. Eddie then goes to picks Rhyno up but Rhyno scores a HARD right to Latino Heats gut allowing him to get the rest of the way back to his feet. Rhyno quickly gets hold of Eddie before tossing him out of the ring and following close after. On the outside Eddie has gotten back to his feet and he charges at Rhyno but the Man Beast catches him, lifting Eddie into the air and DROPPING HIM DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE STEEL RING STEPS! Gertner, “ HEY! It looks like Rhyno is trying to destroy that handsome face of Latino Heat’s!!” Styles, “ Oh Yes Joel!! I’m sure Rhyno is jealous of Eddie’s great looks!!” As Eddie still lay on the floor outside Rhyno plays to the fans few a moment before dragging Eddie back to his feet and taking him to the top of the steel ring steps. Rhyno then sets him up and is looking for the Rhyno Driver but Eddie manages to counter out and lifts Rhyno up sending him crashing back the floor. Styles, “ Whoa!! That was close there!!” Eddie quickly gets back in the ring where he mounts the top turnbuckle before signaling to the fans who are on their feet. Styles, “ What’s Latino Heat got planned here?!” While Rhyno is still laying on the outside Eddie stands up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off LANDING THE FROG SPLASH ON RHYNO!!! ECW,ECW,ECW!” Gertner, “ WOW! Did you see the elevation Latino Heat got there?!” Styles, “ Apparently Eddie thinks he can fly!!” Eddie takes a few moments trying to get back to his feet but he finally does. After stagger back up Eddie drags Rhyno back up and slides him in the ring before getting up on the ring apron looking for a He-Lo but before he can spring off the ring apron Eddie is BLASTED ACROSS THE BACK WITH A 2X4 FROM CACTUS JACK! Styles, “ HEY!!! I thought Cactus Jack wasn’t here tonight?!” Gertner, “ Apparently he pulled a fast one on EVERYONE!!” After being hit with the 2x4 Eddie falls down to the ring apron but instead of falling off the ring Eddie rolls in and quickly gets back to this feet. As He does Cactus rolls in behind him swinging the 2x4, As he is swinging it at Eddie, Latino Heat ducks the shot making Cactus cloak the rebounding Rhyno with it!! Styles, “ OH Man!! I gotta believe that was Unintentional!!” Gertner, “ PLEASE!! Cactus Jack doesn’t care who he hurts as long as he is hurting someone!!” As Rhyno hits the mat after being hit with the Eddie rolls to the outside away from Cactus. Cactus Jack sees Eddie on the outside and he quickly gives pursuit chasing Eddie around the ring to the table that Eddie set up earlier. Latino Heat climbs up onto the ring apron and is closely followed by Cactus. He climbs into the ring and turns around to met Cactus with a HARD surprise right to the head before quickly running to the ropes, coming back across the ring and leaping over trying to knock Cactus Jack off the ring apron but Cactus ducks him and EDDIE FLYS OVER THE TOP ROPE SENDING HIMSELF CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW! “ECW,ECW,ECW!!” Cactus Jack then gets a nasty grin on his face as he gets down off the ring and pulls another table before sliding it in the ring. Cactus then climbs back in the ring where he sets the table up in front of one of the turnbuckles. Styles, “ I don’t like what Cactus is planning here!!” He then turns to go back to the outside but when he does Cactus spot the chair that was set up earlier. He smiles yet again and grabs the chair before setting it in front of the table. Gertner, “ He just keeps adding more and more!!” Cactus then finally turns around to go back to the outside but when does CACTUS JACK GETS PUSHED THROUGH THE CHAIR AND TABLE WITH THE GORE FROM RHYNO!! “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!” Styles, “ GORE, GORE, GORE! Rhyno has just DESTROYIED Cactus Jack with the GORE!! Gertner, “ Now why did he do that?!” After taking Cactus out Rhyno, still suffering the effects of the shot with the 2x4 to the head rolls over on the mat to try an get away from the rubble of the table and to get back up but when he does from out of nowhere comes EDDIE WITH A HUGE FROG SPLASH For the pin,.......ONE .........TWO ..........THREE!! Styles, “ MY GOD!!! Eddie just STOLE this from out of NOWHERE!!”
Winner: Eddie Guerrero, via pin-fall in 12:28
After the match Eddie quickly slides out of the ring. He begins to back up the ramp as down in the ring Cactus Jack has managed to crawl out of the rubble of the table and get himself back up onto his knees. Eddie sops at the top of the stage a gives Cactus a quick evil smile before ducking through the curtains to the back. Down in the ring Cactus Jack finally manages to get back to his feet. He is seething as he grabs his 2x4 and rolls out of the ring and quickly staggers up the ramp after Eddie. Styles, “ Someone needs to stop him!!” Gertner, “ Are you gonna be the one to try it?!” Styles, “ Well, He needs medical attention after that Awful GORE from Rhyno!!” Gertner, “ I think he is just fine and I'm not gonna tell him nothing!!”
We are then taken to the backstage area where we see Jake Roberts standing half inside a room talking to someone. Roberts, “ ...Right! Tonight you make your presence felt and known and Thursday I will live up to MY end of the deal!!” With that Roberts shuts the door and walks off before running into Jimmy Snuka Jr. Snuka, “ Hey! Your Commissioner right?!” Roberts, “ Yes Jimmy I am, And I'm kind of busy so way don’t you just ask me what you want so I can finish what I'm doing here!!” Snuka, “ You saw what happened to me out there earlier tonight!! I want Awesome and I want him NOW!!” Roberts gets a little smile on his face and he answers him. Roberts, “ Your right I did see what Mike Awesome did to you earlier! And you know what I'll give you that match this Thursday! It will be you Jimmy Snuka Jr. taking on Mike Awesome and you know what?! Just to make it MORE interesting it will be Falls count anywhere!!” Snuka gets a smile on his face and he nods at Roberts before shaking his hand and walking off. AS Snuka walks off out of sight we see Mike Awesome come up from behind Jake Roberts with a smile on his face. Awesome, “ So he feel for it?!” Roberts, “ Oh yes!! Hook, Line and sinker!! Now Thursday you take of business and EVERYTHING will be on schedule!!” With that Roberts walks off and leaves Awesome standing in the hallway with a big evil smile on his face. Styles, “ I don’t like any of what I saw back there just now!!” Gertner, “ I could write a book of what you don’t like Joey!!” Styles, “ Just what is our Commissioner planning back there?!” Gertner, “ Well I'm sure Joey, it WILL be interesting!!” Styles, “ Well, Anyway folks don’t go away! Next its the fight everybody has been waiting for!!” Gertner, “ That’s right!! The Franchise Shane Douglas gets to beat the living HELL out of Raven!!” Styles, “ And the Corporate Franchise is BARRED from ringside!! Its next!!”
[9:45 - 10:06]~* A Commercial for November to Remember airs*~
After the break we see are taken to the backstage area where we see Cactus Jack walking through the back still carrying his 2x4. He is yelling for Eddie and smashes things with the 2x4 until he comes to the security offices window. He looks in trying to see Eddie but as he does Cactus is hit in the back with a Steel Chair by Eddie Guerrero! Styles, “ That dirty Eddie Guerrero has set some sort of trap for Cactus Jack here!!” Cactus falls to his knees after turning around to see Eddie and Latino Heat rears back to swing the chair at Cactus’s head. Eddie swings the chair but right before it makes contact with Cactus Jack’s head Cactus ducks making Eddie bash the chair against a wall. Eddie screams out as the impact rattles up the chair to his hands and he drops the chair. As he does Cactus quickly gets back to his feet and lands a boot to Eddie’s gut before DRILLING HIS HEAD TO THE FLOOR WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!! Styles, “ MY GOD!! He could have injured Eddie Guerrero’s neck back there!!” Gertner, “ I think that was his intention!!” Cactus Jack begins to laugh out loud as he drags Latino Heat back up to his feet and begins to walk him down the hallway. Cactus, “ You wanna play games Eddie?! Well here is a GREAT game for you!!” With that Cactus Jack turns them around, grabs Eddie by the back of his head and runs him down the hallway before SENDING EDDIE CRASHING THROUGH THE SECURITY OFFICE WINDOW!! “ECW,ECW,ECW!!” Styles, “ MY GOD!!! Someone get Eddie some help back there!!” Gertner, “ Cactus Jack should be punished for that!!” As ECW Officials swarm on the scene shoving Cactus Jack back he continues to laugh as Latino Heat lay in the Security Office bleeding from his head and abdomen. Styles, “ My God will it never end?!”
Non-Title Match
‘The Franchise’ Shane Douglas Vs. Raven
The Offspring’s “Come Out and Play” Hits and down to the ring walks Raven to a HUGE response from the crowd. Raven walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring before getting back out and gong under the ring and pulling out several objects. He throws several chairs into the ring and and trash can full of things. As Raven is putting the trash can in the ring we hear Deep Purple’s “Perfect Stranger” And out onto the stage walks the ECW World Heavyweight Champion. Shane Douglas stands on the stage staring down at Raven for a moment before taking his title off and running down the ramp to the ring. Douglas slides in the ring as Raven is climbing back up onto the ring apron. Douglas tries to knock Raven off with a clothesline but Raven quickly grabs Douglas by his head and drops down off the ring apron making Douglas hang himself up on the ropes. As Douglas rolls on the mat holding his throat Raven slides into the ring and picks the chair up off the mat. He waits for Douglas to get back to his feet and Raven quickly SMASHES THE CHAIR OFF DOUGLAS’S HEAD! Styles, “ WOW!! These two are cutting right to the chase here!!” Raven then drags Douglas back to his feet and lays into him with HARD Rights to the side of the head. Raven continues to throw punch after punch until The Franchise finally blocks a punch and shoves Raven into the corner. He begins to unload with a barrage of rights to the head and body eventually beating Raven to the mat where The Franchise begins to stomp Raven before ramming his foot against his throat, choking Raven. Styles, “ Come on!! that’s not fair!!” Gertner, “ Oh and using a chair is?!” Douglas then picks Raven up and tries to whip him off the ropes but Raven counters it and sends The Franchise bouncing off instead. Raven tries to land a clothesline on Douglas but he ducks it and rebounds off the other ropes. On the second pass Raven drops down trying to launch Douglas with a Shoulder toss but Douglas sees it in time to stop where he quickly grabs Raven and DRILLS HIS HEAD TO THE MAT WITH A RUNNING DDT! Gertner, “ YES!! He’s got it!!” Douglas is quick to make the cover after that move and the ref drops down to count it,.......ONE ........TWO ......TH KICKOUT! Styles, “ It’ll take more than that Joel!!” Douglas is seething as he quickly gets back to his feet and waits for Raven to get back up. When Raven finally does he turns and is met with a kick to gut and is then HIT WITH THE FRANCHISER!! Styles, " WHOA!! This match looks like its almost over Joel!" Douglas then quickly makes another cover and the Ref gets down to count it,......ONE........TWO.......THR KICKOUT!!! Styles, " Oh My GOD! Raven has kicked out of the The Franchiser!!" Gertner, “ Why won’t he just stay down!?” Douglas still can’t believe it as he gets back to his feet with some TRUE frustration showing on his face. Douglas lands a few STIFF kicks to the back of Raven’s head before dragging him back up and trying to whip him off the ropes but Raven counters it trying to send Douglas to the ropes but Douglas somehow manages to reverse that and sends Raven running towards them instead. Raven flips over the ropes and lands on the outside and The Franchise closely follows behind. He climbs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Styles, " Raven may be in a BAD way right here!!” As Raven stumbles back to his feet in front of the announce table he turns and sees Douglas swing the chair, Raven ducks the shot and gets in behind The Franchise before grabbing him. Raven quickly spins Douglas around and lands a boot to his gut making him drop the chair. Raven then sets him up. Styles, “ Oh please don’t do this!!” Gertner, “ I think we better MOVE!!” And with that Raven DRIVES THE FRANCHISE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A POWERBOMB!! “ECW,ECW,ECW” Styles, “ GOD!! Well at least the show is almost over!!” Gertner, “ Yeah! we don’t have to go through to much without our table!!” It takes Raven a few minutes but finally he staggers back to his feet and goes under the ring pulling out a table and another steel chair. He slides both into the ring and follows them in. Inside the ring Raven sets the table up near the center of the ring before going back to the outside after Douglas. He drags Douglas back to his feet and rolls him into the ring before sliding in after him. Once in the ring Raven once again drags Douglas back up and shoves him to the corner turnbuckles before lifting him up and setting him up top. Styles, “ I don’t like where Raven is going with this!!” Raven then follows him up, getting on the second turnbuckle. He gets Douglas in a Superplex position but Douglas suddenly scores a few HARD rights to the ribs of Raven making him let go. Douglas then grabs Raven by his head and lands a SURPRISE Head butt rocking Raven on his feet. Gertner, “ That was different!” Still a little shaken from the announce table Douglas stands up on the top turnbuckle and drags Raven up with him before setting him up and jumping off the top turnbuckle, DRIVING HIMSELF AND RAVEN THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE PITTSBURG PLUNGE!! “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!” Styles, “ MY GOD!! That could win this match if only Shane Douglas could capitalize!!” Gertner, “ He can!! Come on Franchise cover him!!” It takes a moment or two but finally Douglas rolls over and drapes his arms over Raven for the pin,......ONE ........TWO ..........THRE KICKOUT!! Styles, “ WHAT!?! HOW DID RAVEN KICK OUT OF THAT?!!” Gertner, “ That ref needs to count FASTER!!” The fans are on their feet as both men finally stagger back to their feet. Douglas tries for a right on Raven but Raven blocks the punch and lands one of his own rocking Douglas back on his feet. The Franchise throws another after a moment but once again Raven blocks the punch and once again throws one of his own but Douglas ducks the shot getting in behind Raven before grabbing him and shoving him into the corner turnbuckles. He then drops down and NAILS Raven with a couple of Shoulder Thrusts to his lower back before grabbing the steel chair and laying it on the mat. Douglas then lifts Raven up on sets hi on the top turnbuckle before following him up trying for a Super Back Body Drop. Styles, “ Shane Douglas is looking to end this now!!” He gets up on the second rope and grabs Raven but when he is about to drop off the second rope The Franchise Nailed in the back with a Lead Pipe by SCOTT HALL!! Styles, “ WHAT THE HELL?!” Gertner, “ I didn’t even know Scott Hall was on this roster!!” Styles, “ Neither did I Joel!!” Douglas screams out after being clubbed in the back with the pipe and he starts to fall off the second rope but Hall gets behind him and grabs Douglas by his arms before swiftly DRILLING DOUGLAS TO THE MAT WITH THE OUTSIDER’S EDGE ON THE CHAIR!! Styles, “ MY GOD!! Hall has just screwed The Franchise out of this win!!” Gertner, “ You can sure beat this won’t go unpunished!!” Hall then rolls out of the ring as Raven turns around on the turnbuckle and gets down. Styles, “ I don’t thing Raven knows what’s happened!!” Gertner, “ He probably does!! He probably hired Hall to do this!” Raven sees Douglas on the mat and he takes a few moments to gather himself before pulling the chair out from under Douglas and laying it back on the mat. Raven then signals to the crowd as he drags Douglas back up to his feet and DRIVES SHANE DOUGLAS’S HEAD INTO THE CHAIR WITH THE EVENFLOW DDT!! “ECW,ECW,ECW!” Styles, “ Oh Man!! I don’t believe that was necessary but Raven didn’t know that!” Gertner, “ PLEASE!! I think Raven and Scott Hall are in this to injure the World Champion!” Raven then rolls him over and hooks the leg for the pin,.........ONE .......TWO .........THREE!! And Raven Wins It!!
Winner: Raven, via pin-fall in 15:27
Gertner, “ This is the BIGGEST load of Crap I've ever seen!! Raven and Hall just attacked and probably injured our World Champion!!” Styles, “ Joel, I really don’t believe that Raven had anything to do with th...” Before Joey can finish his sentence Scott Hall slide back onto the ring with the lead pipe still in hand. As Raven gets back to his feet and turns around he is met with a VILE SHOT TO THE HEAD WITH THE PIPE FROM HALL!! Styles, “ OH MAN!! I told you Joel!! He had nothing to do with it!!” Gertner, “ Maybe! But he did get what he deserves!” AS Raven lay on the mat bleeding Scott Hall raises the pipe in the air to a HUGE amount of heat from the audience. He then looks down at the bloody Raven and drops the pipe before grabbing Raven by his foot and dragging him across the ring. Hall drops down and rolls out of the ring dragging Raven out behind him. Once on the outside Hall drags Raven back to his feet and walks him up the ramp to the stage. Styles, “ Come on!! He already knock the man senseless, what does he want?!” Once at the top of the stage Hall points off the the side before setting Raven up and running to the end of the stage before letting Raven go sending him CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLES BELOW WITH THE OUTSIDER’S EDGE OFF THE STAGE!! “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!!” Styles, “ MY GOD!!! What was this all about?! What is Scott Hall trying to prove here?!” Gertner, “ Whatever it is, I think he has proved it!!” The show begins to fade out with Scott Hall standing on the stage over a bloody and beaten Raven down in the rubble of the tables and other equipment. Styles, “ My God!! What is going on here?!” Gertner, “ I have no clue Joey, Maybe we’ll find out this Thursday on Carnage!!” Styles, “ ...That’s all fro tonight folks we’ll see you Thursday...God!”
[End Show]
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Official November 2 Remember Card
ECW World Tag Team Championship
The Harris Brothers(c) Vs. The N.O.D.
ECW Extreme Dare Devil Championship
Ladder Match
‘Sick’ Nick Mondo(c) Vs. Kid Kash Vs. ‘The Japanese Buzzsaw’ Tajiri
ECW World Television Championship
Gangrel(c)/w Luna Vs. Al Snow
ECW Extreme North American Championship
‘The Innovator Of Violence’ Tommy Dreamer Vs. The Messiah
Ambulance Match
‘Latino Heat’ Eddie Guerrero Vs. Cactus Jack
Icon Vs. Icon
‘The Original Gangsta’ New Jack Vs. ‘The Hardcore Icon’ The Sandman
Asylum Match
‘The Human Suplex Machine’ Tazz Vs. ‘Big Poppa Pump’ Scott Steiner
ECW World Heavyweight Championship
Cage Of Carnage Match
‘The Franchise’ Shane Douglas(c) Vs. Raven
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