Mexico City, Mexico
Show opens with a recap of the Knockouts Championship #1 Contender match.
Second Match In A Best of Five Series: Michael Elgin (1-0) vs. Eddie Edwards (0-1)
The longer this feud goes, the less necessary it feels. Elgin & Edwards continue to phone in a heatless match in front of a dead Mexico City crowd. Elgin wins with an Elgin Bomb after a 7 minute match that was stretched to 15 for some reason.
WINNER: Michael Elgin (2-0)
The descent of Taya Valkyrie is recapped.
Back from commercial and IMPACT Sacrifice is advertised. Backstage, Gabby Lauren interviews Taya Valkyrie, but the sound mixing is so terrible that I have no idea what she’s talking about.
Madman Fulton vs. Daga
Madman Fulton spent the match throwing Daga around like a ragdoll. Fulton’s size advantage is too much for Daga. Daga eventually fights back with swift kicks, only to be repeatedly chokeslammed. Daga wakes the crowd up with a Death Valley Driver. Daga fights off the Crist Brothers, but the distraction is enough for Fulton to get the win.
WINNER: Madman Fulton.
Backstage, Moose gets a massage. While Moose is complaining about Rhino, Rhino shows up an beats up Moose. He chokes moose with a cord, and whips him with a towel.
Ethan Page (w/ Josh Alexander) vs. Fallah Bahh (w/ TJP)
Most of the match was built around distractions from Alexander. TJP eventually does a huge Tope Con Hiro to the outside, which is enough of a distraction for Fallah to roll up Page.
WINNER: Fallah Bahh
Backstage, Fr. James Mitchell is rambling nonsense at Havok. They both run into Susie backstage. Mitchell is clearly scared of Susie, after last week. Susie still has a noose.
Rob Van Dam (w/ Katie Forbes) vs. Joey Ryan
Rob and Joey taunt each other a lot. Katie runs into the ring to twerk. Joey and Rob exchange moves, and then Rob goes back to making out with Katie. Van Dam counters the Dick-Plex and hits a Five Star Frog Splash for the win.
WINNER: Rob Van Dam
Backstage, Su Yung chokes James Mitchell with a noose until he…hallucinates a musical sequence in some other dimension.
Back from commercial and we get Magnus vs. Eric Young from TNA Sacrifice 2014. Backstage, Johnny Swinger hypes up Willie Mack and Mack tells Swinger to stay the hell away from his match.
Mahabali Shera (w/ Desi Hit Squad) vs. Willie Mack
My SlingTV app crashed for this match, apologies.
WINNERS: Desi Hit Squad (I guess this match got turned into a tag match with Johnny Swinger getting involved)
Backstage, Tessa Blanchard beats up Ace Austin for saying that he “likes a girl with Daddy issues.”
IMPACT Knockouts Championship Match: Taya Valkyrie (w/ Johnny Bravo) (c) vs. Jordynne Grace
Taya beats up Jordynne, while Johnny Bravo chokes Jordynne when the ref isn’t looking. Grace fights back. Taya takes Grace out to the entry ramp and hits a huge slam on the stage. Grace barely beats the countout. Grace gains momentum, but gets locked in a Cross Armbreaker. Grace counters with a Crossface.
Grace hits Vader Bomb. Grace hits Grace Driver but Bravo pulls the referee out of the ring. Taya accidentally spears Bravo. Bravo eats a Diving Senton. Grace hits Taya with Grace Driver for the pinfall.
WINNER AND NEW CHAMP: Jordynne Grace
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