IMPACT Wrestling Results
February 15, 2018
(1) Bobby Lashley def. Sami Callihan (w/ OVE) via DQ.
– Sami, Dave and Jake put the boots to Lashley after the match until Eddie Edwards came out from the crowd to make the save. The two babyfaces chased off OVE and stood tall in the ring.
– Vignette for Brian Cage, coming TONIGHT!
– The GWN app flashback of the week is the wedding between Laurel Van Ness and Braxton Sutter, which of course ends with Sutter revealing that he was in love with Allie all along, and he was only marrying Laurel because Maria Kanellis was blackmailing him.
– Austin Aries was interviewed in a dark, brooding backstage area about his title match tonight. He claimed to be the best in the world and in order to consistently prove that he has to defend the IMPACT World Championship, and that means going through Eli Drake a second time. Aries said that Drake had never been in the ring with someone like him, and tonight he’ll learn why he’s the greatest man that ever lived.
– Moose is interviewed about Alberto el Patron’s claims that he cost him a future shot at the IMPACT World Championship. Moose said it’s every man for himself and he doesn’t have to answer to anybody. Patron ran in and the two brawled until security split them up.
(2) Rosemary def. Hania the Huntress.
– Allie is wandering around backstage trying to find her “secret admirer”. She finds a box of chocolates with another strange love letter, and Laurel Van Ness popped out of a production crate. Literally the second she popped out Allie hit her in the face with the box of chocolates on instinct, shut her in the box and walked away.
(3) EC3 & Tyrus def. Johnny Impact & Matt Sydal.
(4) Brian Cage def. a local jobber.
– Trevor Lee and Caleb are backstage trashing a Mexican flag and say they’re coming after LAX. They go on a hunt for them and find Fallah Bahh sitting in a small room alone, grunting and eating a giant jar of candy. They see two guys dressed in cheesy lucha costumes and beat them up, before unmasking them to reveal… two random dudes? Okay then…
(5) Taiji Ishimori (c) def. El Hijo del Fantasma to retain the X-Division Championship.
(6) Austin Aries (c) def. Eli Drake to retain the IMPACT World Championship.