Impact Wrestling Results
March 15, 2019
(1) SAMI CALLIHAN, DAVE & JAKE CRIST def. RICH SWANN, TOMMY DREAMER & WILLIE MACK IN A SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH. The finish was a frenzy of different finishers leading to three simultaneous top rope splashes from the babyfaces. Dreamer picked up Callihan for the Death Valley Driver, but Callihan countered and hit a Foley-style piledriver for the win.
Johnny Impact and Taya Valkyrie were shown preparing in their locker room. Brian Cage came out and exchanged words with the champion, asking him if he was ready for tonight’s match.
(2) DISCO INFERNO def. KIKUTARO. Somehow this wasn’t a train wreck. Disco got the win with a stunner after demanding some competition to show off his skills before he faces Scarlett Bordeaux.
(3) FALLAH BAHH & KM def. RENO SCUM
Konnan once again tried to get a rematch from the Lucha Brothers, but Pentagon Jr. basically told him he was sick of being told what to do by him, and threw up the Cero Miedo taunt. LAX showed up and Konnan said he wanted them to face the champions in a Street Fight, as nobody gets away with disrespecting him like that.
(4) JORDYNNE GRACE def. TESSA BLANCHARD IN A #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH
Tessa absolutely snapped after suffering another loss, and attacked not only the referee but the time keeper as well. Gail Kim ran out to make the save, the two got into it, and Gail chased her off. After a commercial break Impact official Scott D’Amore checked on Tessa and actually agreed that Gail went too far because she’s no longer an active competitor, and suspended her.
(5) ELI DRAKE & EDDIE EDWARDS def. THE DESI HIT SQUAD
(6) JOHNNY IMPACT vs. BRIAN CAGE never happened… Killer Kross came out dragging his near-dead, unconscious body in one hand, and a cinder block in the other. Security came out, but Kross fought them all off. He set up Johnny’s head on the cinder block, but Taya Valkyrie and Brian Cage ran out to make the save. It turned out to be a trap, as Taya hit Cage with a low blow and Johnny kipped up and revealed that he was faking it all along. The beat down Cage and slammed his head into the cinder block.