Impact Wrestling Results
March 8, 2019
— Rich Swann def. Ethan Page in a non-title match
— Sami Callihan and oVe came out and claimed that it was finally time for Swann to join them. Family is everything, and they’re offering him an oVe shirt one last time. Swann ends up taking the shirt and embracing Callihan, but it was a trap as he superkicked him in the back of the head and dropped the Crist brothers with a double cutter, before ripping off the shirt.
— Konnan told LAX that he is in the process of getting them a rematch against the Lucha Bros. for the tag team titles, and that they needed to watch tonight’s match against the Rascalz very carefully.
— Ace Austin def. Jake Atlas
— Johnny Impact and Taya Valkyrie were interviewed from their home in Los Angeles. The champion appologized for letting Brian Cage down last week, but he was injured in the match and there was nothing he could do about it. Cage will get his title rematch when he is physically able to compete.
— Alisha Edwards came out and thanked Impact Wrestling, but revealed that her contract expires at the end of the month. This time she is considering staying home and starting a family. The Desi Hit Squad came out and Rohit Raju trashed the “women’s empowerment movement” and told Alisha to go home and do her real job, and take the other women in Impact with them. Gama Singh said God created women to be man’s servant, which was the tipping point and Alisha slapped the old man across the face. Eddie Edwards ran out and brawled with them until Eli Drake made the save.
— Backstage Eli Drake finally gets Eddie to agree to team up with him, after Alisha says she thinks it’s a good idea. The two will face the Desi Hit Squad next week.
— Rosemary, Jordynne Grace & Kiera Hogan def. Su Yung, Dark Allie & The Undead Maid of Honor in The Dark War. After the match Rosemary had “won” Allie back and put a leash on her, dragging her to the back while Su Yung screamed.
— Scarlett Bordeaux came out for an in-ring interview with Josh Matthews. She talked about her worldwide talent search and made fun of Disco Inferno for wearing the turkey costume way back on Thanksgiving. Disco came to the ring and asked Scarlett why she wants to wrestle, basically saying that she got famous for being hot and if she tried to wrestle it would suck. He said women’s wrestling hasn’t been good since the bra & panties era, which earned him a slap from Scarlett. She revealed that her debut opponent would be… Disco Inferno, and it will take place at the Against All Odds special in three weeks time.
— The Lucha Bros. def. The Rascalz in a non-title match
— Backstage Konnan approached the Lucha Bros. who sent a message to LAX to never come after their masks again. He wants the rematch, but Pentagon told him no. Konnan says he’s not asking, and next time they see each other he wants a date for the rematch. After he walks off, Pentagon and Fenix agreed they weren’t taking any orders from Konnan.