Impact Wrestling returned to Universal Studios in Orlando this Friday night for their third consecutive day of television tapings, which will continue through Monday. If you need to get caught up check out our complete spoiler-filled results for NIGHT ONE and NIGHT TWO by following those links.
As always Impact may be taping matches and segments out of order so it’s difficult to tell when exactly the following content will air on television, but our closest guess is late February, going into early March.
(1) El Hijo del Fantasma def. Braxton Sutter
– Sutter cut a promo putting himself over as the biggest star that the company has ever seen, and trashing Allie for ruining everyone’s lives. Brian Cage came out and completely obliterated him.
(2) Rosemary def. Hania
– Rosemary did a super creepy promo after the match and basically claimed that she was taking back the Knockouts Championship that rightfully belonged to her. Taya Valkyrie made her return to pick up with Rosemary where they left off before Bound for Glory. They brawled on the ramp and Taya left her laying.
– KM came out and announced that he was an ordained minister, and tonight we would be having a special ceremony. He had the Knockouts title with him and announced that Laurel Van Ness would be marrying the championship, because “it’s 2018 and that’s a real thing”. Braxton Sutter came out with a neck brace on and said that when Cage tried to kill him his life flashed before his eyes and he realized what was truly important. He proposed to Laurel AND the title but was rejected. This brought out Allie who got into it with Laurel and left the champion laying. I guess nobody got married…
– Jimmy Jacobs and Kongo Kong came out and explained that their assault on Chandler Park (Ethan Page) was just the start. They demanded Abyss and Joseph Park instead came out and claimed that Abyss was never, ever coming back. There was a strange segment with “Grandma Park” who was threatened, and Kong ended up attacking Joseph.
(3) LAX (c) def. Trevor Lee & Caleb Konley to retain the Impact Tag Team Championships.
(4) Matt Sydal (c) def. Taiji Ishimori (c) to become both the Impact Grand Champion and the X-Division Championship. No judges or rounds once again for the Grand Championship just like the other tapings so it looks like they may just be unifying the belts.
(5) Allie def. Laurel Van Ness (c) to become the new Knockouts Champion
(6) Bobby Lashley & Brian Cage def. Dave Crist & Jake Crist
(7) Kongo Kong def. Joseph Park
(8) Austin Aries (c) def. Johnny Impact to retain the Impact Global Championship
– Alberto el Patron came down sarcastically clapping at Aries after he retained the title, in what was said to be an incredibly good main event. Looks like the next program is Aries vs. Patron, but we’ll probably find out at tomorrow’s taping.