IN RING SEGMENT
It’s time for a moment of Bliss! Alexa invites on Braun Strowman and she wants this to be a moment of healing. She reminds him that he flipped over an ambulance with Roman Reigns in it, he brought down the set onto Brock Lesnar, & decimated the limo of Vince McMahon. She asks for his thoughts, and he says all he wants to do is smash the SNL guy’s faces.
She invites on Michael Shay and Colin Jost. Jost is wearing a Yankees hat and the crowd boos. The two start to talk about how good of a guy Colin is, and how Colin wants to be a mentor to Braun. He wants to show Braun how to do things, like how to chew food, do his taxes, or read a news paper. He says that Braun is probably 5’11”, 180lbs. He says that all he is asking that he pays him for the car he destroyed….and that he gets him an autograph from his favorite wrestler, Brock Lesnar.
Braun tells Jost to enter the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, and Shay accepts. He says that there is a chance something could happen to him, OR Braun will find him anyway. Colin says that Michael is in the battle royal as well. Braun says that if they decide to be cowards, they will wander the streets of New York City wondering when they’re going to get these hands!
APOLLO CREWS vs. BARON CORBIN
The match starts quick, and Crews hits Corbin with a dropkick and Corbin goes to the outside. Crews gets on the apron and delivers a moonsault to the outside onto Corbin. Crews charges at Corbin and Corbin launches him up and over into the ring post.
Back in the ring, and Corbin hits a version of a back suplex. Corbin sends Crews off the ropes and catches him with the End of Days to pick up the quick victory.
Winner: Baron Corbin
IN RING SEGMENT
SETH ROLLINS IS HERE! Seth says that the two roads that he and Brock are taking to WrestleMania are very different, but the road taken out of WrestleMania will define their business and be defined by the Universal Championship. He wants to carry that burden because he wants to be a champion that inspired people. He says he was inspired by Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, John Cena, Triple H….but Brock Lesnar does not inspire people. He says that this is the biggest match of his career.
He says that up until recently, he didn’t realize how important this match was to the fans. He says he met the people of Boston at a signing and every single person said the same thing…”Please beat Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania.” Seth says that he has to beat Brock because he doesn’t want to let Brock Lesnar define the future of this industry. He says that Brock does not understand that with an army behind Seth, he is unstoppable! He is going to march to the gates of Suplex City and they are going to BURN IT……
LADIES & GENTLEMEN…..my name is PAUL HEYMAN! He traveled all the way to Boston to say thank you to Seth Rollins that the match at WrestleMania is now a handicap match. It’s Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins & The Entire WWE Universe. He says he likes the odds because Seth’s chances of winning are ZERO. He says he sounds pathetic for needing the WWE Universe. He says that Seth will be beaten, & victimized at WrestleMania by Brock Lesnar. He needs the WWE Universe behind him because Seth doesn’t have a prayer in beating Brock.
Heyman says to not take it personally when Brock Lesnar wins at WrestleMania, he wants Seth to take it personally when Seth and the entire WWE Universe LOSES at WrestleMania. Seth says that he is not asking for a prayer, he is there to answer them. Because he is going to march into WrestleMania, and he is going to march to the gates of Suplex City, and he is going to BURN IT DOWN!
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