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WWE Total Divas Recap – 11/24/2013



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When we last left the cast of Total Divas, John Cena was giving his super-hot girlfriend paperwork to sign, and everyone else was not doing that.

Nikki Bella calls Brie and discusses the co-habitation agreement for living at John Cena’s house. Remember, she’s a guest in his home, not his live-in girlfriend. Brie thinks it’s weird and says Bryan Danielson would never do that to her. Nikki says she doesn’t know what to think and she’s beginning to second-guess her relationship. At no point during their discussion does Cena’s recent divorce and presumably losing many of his belongings and assets come into this conversation. Over in LA, Ariane and Vincent, the show’s MVP, are hanging out. Ariane wants to go to sleep, and Vincent wants to be intimate. Ariane explains that she has a medical condition that makes sex painful, and it’s not helped by Vincent’s large, uh, endowment. Vincent jokingly asks God to make his package smaller so that he and his girlfriend can be intimate. Over in Tampa, Nikki’s staying in a hotel and thinking about things. She calls her mom and discusses the paperwork. Nikki’s mom mentions that the paperwork is based on John’s past experiences, because she is a regular person. Nikki says that John needs to let go of his past and not let it affect Nikki.

We head to RAW, where Brie waits while Bryan signs a bunch of autographs for his adoring fans. She gets bored waiting and heads into the arena. Backstage, Ariane and Eva Marie try to get Nattie to twerk. She refuses. The show begins and we see fans chant “Yes” for Bryan Danielson. Trinity and Ariane stretch out backstage, as they have a match tonight. Ariane’s sex life is brought up and Trinity proclaims “TMI.” Ariane indicates that she and her man haven’t been intimate in awhile, which leads Trinity to deduce “No wonder she’s so angry all the time” in a talking head. The Funkadactyls head out for their match (which apparently involves AJ), and we cut away to the WWE Performance Center. Eva Marie is training to be a wrestler, and she’s just awful. She asks TJ how to become like her and Nattie (in the ring), to which he says it takes time. He also had an entire childhood of training and had his first match when he was a teenager, so immersion probably helps, too. Eva schemes to get TJ to make her a not-terrible wrestler. He walks her through some submissions as Nattie arrives at the Performance Center, sees him helping Eva, and gets jealous. (She calls Eva’s hair colour “cheap and fake.”) The great Norman Smiley is greeted but barely shown on-screen, which is just a shame. Nattie mentions that she’s the only woman that TJ’s ever trained, which is why she’s jealous. TJ is awkward as heck as he explains the logic behind teaching Eva some awkward, awkward submissions.

We hop to LA, where Ariane goes to the gynaecologist. That may be the strangest thing I’ve ever written in a Total Divas recap, which is an accomplishment in itself. And we hang out as Ariane has an exam, and then provides commentary after-the-fact. (She uses the term “” for some reason.) She has an ultrasound, too. Long story short, there’s nothing medically wrong with her. She’s frustrated that she has no answers for her whole sex problem with Vincent. We visit back with TJ and Nattie. TJ mentions that Eva wants him to show her stuff again, and Nattie gets mad because she wanted to work out with TJ. Elsewhere, Brie takes her dog for a walk. Bryan calls from the road and says he has seven interviews to do at live events over the weekend, promising to make it up to her (and her dog). Brie’s disappointed, as is the dog. Back to Orlando and the WWE Performance Center! Nattie decides to see Eva training with TJ. She’s awkwardly practicing headlocks, which amounts to her basically rubbing TJ’s head in her boobs. Nattie reacts poorly to this, as you would expect, so she finds Fandango and concocts a plan to make TJ jealous (saying she wants to work on her “conditioning.”) So she and a shirtless Fandango are in an adjacent ring, rolling around. Fandango sees the look that TJ is giving Nattie and immediately seems to realize that he’s being used in an elaborate scheme. (His facial reaction upon realizing this is fantastic.) TJ gets upset at Nattie and leaves. Eva asks what’s going on, leading to a heated argument, with Eva saying she wasn’t trying anything and Nattie saying she doesn’t trust her.

We head back to LA, where Vincent discusses a burrito he had last night while he and Ariane drive to see a sex therapist. Apparently it was a good burrito. Ariane tells the therapist that sex is painful, so she doesn’t want to have it. They discuss how Ariane isn’t all that sexual generally. The therapist has some suggestions, which Ariane shoots down. The therapist says that Ariane seems to shut down ideas that are out of her comfort zone and needs to expand her mind about stuff. Vincent has a smile in the background of this discussion. Once again, Vincent is the show’s MVP. Elsewhere, Brie and Nikki are walking and talking about things. They have the same discussion about her issues and John’s issues that we’ve already had twice this episode, along with some rather distracting sweeping camera pans and zooms. Long story short: Nikki hasn’t spoken to John about things yet, but she decides she’s going to.

Nattie arrives home to TJ. She explains how she felt insecure and jealous about Eva Marie training with TJ. They make up and Nattie admits that she overreacted. TJ teases Nattie about Fandango’s sequined pants. In Phoenix, Bryan and Brie go to lunch and Brie’s excited for alone time with her man. But he keeps getting texts from WWE’s PR staff, who then call. He comes back and apologies. And then takes another phone call for an interview. Brie reacts as you would expect her to react. They have an argument in the car about how much attention he’s paying to her (she’s mad he couldn’t give her an uninterrupted hour). Brie wishes she was dating the Bryan she was dating at the beginning, to which Bryan mentions he was less successful then. To be fair, this is the most civilized argument I’ve ever seen on E! Back in LA, Vincent arrives home to Ariane with some wine and some stuff from the sex store. He’s very eager to help Ariane. He literally covers their kitchen table in wacky sex toys. The highlight of the scene is her chasing after him with a riding crop, followed by them invoking Bryan Danielson and chanting “Yes” repeatedly. In their kitchen, fully-clothed. The final shot of the sequence is Ariane’s tiny dog peeking into their bedroom tentatively. Elsewhere, Nikki and Brie go to hot yoga. They briefly discuss their relationship issues, with Nikki mentioning that Bryan is already stressed out with all the extra work he has to do because John’s injured and that she may unintentionally be adding to that stress. Yes, Nikki Bella was the voice of reason.

John Cena calls Nikki. They arrange to meet to discuss things. Elsewhere, Brie waits for Bryan to come home. The dog greets Bryan at the door and he crashes on their bed. Brie and Bryan discuss things, with Brie recounting that Nikki made her think about how she’s making Bryan feel. She apologizes, and then he apologizes for not making time for her, and it’s very cute. Brie asks if she should go get the dog, and Bryan jokingly replies that she should go make him a sandwich. She says she will make him a sandwich, but she was already going to do that. Back with John and Nikki, they meet for dinner and to discuss all the paperwork she has to sign. “There’s no nice way to do this,” says John. Basically, if she turns into some sort of crazy woman (which he hasn’t seen yet), he would be stuck. Yes, this is almost entirely about his divorce, I’d reckon. “It’s something that’s necessary,” says John. He admits that his reasons are selfish and that he should’ve told her before she moved in. Basically, he’s providing for his whole extended family (who we’ve met in previous episodes) and he doesn’t want his ability to take care of his family to ever be put in jeopardy. Even when Cena’s being selfish, he’s still the best human being alive. She gets it. Cena briefly dangles the possibility of marriage, and Nikki outlines her rather lewd prenup. Long story short: we don’t see her sign the paperwork, but she did or is going to.

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AEW Dynamite ‘Winter Is Coming’ Results (12/2): Moxley vs Omega, Iconic Debut, IMPACTful Partnership In The Works?



Welcome to’s exclusive live coverage of AEW Dynamite: Winter Is Coming! Jon Moxley defends the AEW World title against Kenny Omega, Cody Rhodes teams with TNT Champion Darby Allin and more!

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AEW Dynamite: Winter Is Coming
December 2, 2020
Jacksonville, FL




We start HOT with the battle royal and Scorpio Sky and Shawn Spears are outside of the ring waiting for their turn to get in. Scorpio Sky eventually get in and Spears stays on the outside, but they eye each other as the melee takes place inside the ring. We have 19 men going nuts on each other, and Isaah Cassidy gets thrown out by Matt Hardy! We continue the battle, but now Adam Page works together with the Dark Order to eliminate Serpentico.

We continue and Sydal gets thrown BIG TIME out onto the ramp way. Then from behind Shawn Spears gets eliminated by Scorpio Sky! It looks like Hangman Page is going to get eliminated by Matt Hardy…but the Dark Order catches him! They throw him back into the ring, but Hardy goes right after him and throws him out on the other side of the ring. Meanwhile, Wardlow, Sammy Guevara, & MJF are just biding their time sitting in the corner with each other as Miro annihilates everyone. He eliminates Joey Janela, Matt Hardy, & Marq Quen all in a row!

Left in the ring are Sammy Guevara, MJF, & Wardlow, but Jungleboy is in there too! Miro and Wardlow meet in the middle of the ring, and they start trading hay makers! Miro gets the upper hand with some right hands and then starts to nail knees! Miro looks to deliver the knockout blow, but Sammy Guevara and MJF attack him from behind and eliminate him.

Jungleboy gets up and starts going at it with fast paced action against Sammy Guevara. It makes it up to the top rope….and MJF pushes them both off the top! It looks like the last two are Wardlow and MJF, and they’ll be facing off against each other….BUT ORANGE CASSIDY IS STILL OUTSIDE THE RING! He has not been eliminated! He gets in the ring and dodges a blow by Wardlow, who accidentally nearly eliminates MJF. Within the confusion, Cassidy hits the Orange Punch on Wardlow, eliminating him out of the ring, leaving the finals to Orange Cassidy vs. MJF!

Winners: Orange Cassidy & MJF

After the match, Miro comes out and has to be held back by referees.

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WWE NXT Results (12/2): Ladder Match With War Games Implication, Imperium Returns, More!



WWE NXT Results

WWE NXT Results
December 2, 2020
Orlando, FL

Live coverage begins at 8PM ET, provided by PW staff writer Matthew Wilkinson (@MC_Wilkinson1). Follow @prowrestlingcom on FacebookInstagram and Twitter.


WWE starts tonight with a tribute to the late, great Pat Patterson, who sadly passed away earlier today. The entire roster is out on the entrance ramp, including Triple H, HBK, and William Regal, paying their respects to the first-ever Intercontinental Champion.

A video package is then shown with photos from Pat’s life while the song ‘My Way’ plays, which Patterson is famous for singing at karaoke throughout his life, with footage of him singing also being shown.


Johnny Gargano is on commentary for this match as he trash talks Damian Priest to start. Footage is shown earlier on tonight of Priest demanding to be in this match as he wants to ensure Ruff gets to Takeover this Sunday. Ruff starts the match, and he avoids Raul Mendoza in the corner jumping around the ropes, eventually catching Raul with a dropkick.

However, things quickly change when the Cruiserweight Champion tags in as he connects with a massive knee strike, which sends Ruff flying into his own corner. Priest comes in and Escobar quickly backs out, but Mendoza eats a back elbow by Priest.

On the outside Damian continues the attack, dropping Mendoza into the ring apron as he then slams him into the barricade. Mendoza tries to respond with a chop, but that only angers Priest, who takes out Mendoza again, however, Priest gets distracted by the Ghostface character who is stood watching in the crowd.

This allows Escobar to tag in and hit a suicide dive while Priest isn’t concentrating. Back inside the ring, Legado Del Fantasma isolates Priest, with Escobar catching him with a huge dropkick in the corner, which sends Priest bouncing off the turnbuckles.

Mendoza then returns as he begins to work over the knee of Priest, targetting the area while Gargano hilarious mocks Priest for shooting fake arrows on commentary. However, Priest finally gets in some offence of his own, hitting a flat liner and he brings in Leon Roff.

He dropkicks Mendoza out of the ring and then connects with a hurricanrana to Santos, but a blind tag gets made as Ruff continues his attack on Santos. After planting him down to the ring, Mendoza charges back in with a dropkick to catch him out, but Ruff then scrambles to Priest and he begins unloading on both of his opponents.

Priest knocks Santos out of the ring with a forearm and he follows up by attacking him again, and as Mendoza tries to dive off the top rope to make the most of it, he ends up hitting a forearm to Mendoza. Priest hits the Reckoning to Raul as Ruff tags in and finishes things off with a big splash to win things for his team.

Winners: Leon Ruff & Damian Priest

After the match, Gargano talks trash from commentary, and it appears that there are now two Ghostface characters, as they appear behind him.


A video package is then shown of Rhea Ripley and Ember Moon bringing a gift to Shotzi Blackheart a gift as she continues to work in the warehouse. Her fourth member is still unknown at this point.

Another video package is shown, recapping the Undisputed Era/The Brand storyline as UE talk about how things have been tough lately, but they’re now ready to and kick someone’s ass.

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IMPACT Wrestling Results (12/1): X-Division Title Match, Chris Bey vs Willie Mack, A Legend Returns



IMPACT Wrestling Results
December 1, 2020

Rest in peace, Bob Ryder.

Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. Team XXXL (Acey Romero & Larry D)

Shelley is back from a minor injury and wastes no time in showing that he’s just as good as he’s ever been, taking both big men down with rapid strikes and kicking combinations, setting up Chris Sabin for a big dive through the ropes to take them out on the floor. Shelley continues to pelt Acey Baby with kicks and body shots. Sabin comes off the top rope but gets caught around the throat and hurled across the ring. Shelley saves his partner from a splash in the corner and the Guns double team Acey, until he powerbombs one on top of the other.

Larry D gets the tag and goes to work with big stomps and knee drops to the body and back of Shelley. He squashes his opponent in the corner and rolls him back to the center, delivering a mule kick to the side of the head. Two-count. Romero tags back in and XXXL crush Shelley in between them. Sabin doesn’t wait for the tag and just leaps off the ropes into a missile dropkick, sending Larry to the floor.

Tags made by Sabin and Larry D. The Machine Guns double team Larry again with kicking combinations, before taking him off his feet with a High Low combo. Romero makes the save and drops a huge leg on Sabin, blasting Shelley off the apron. XXXL sets up to squash Sabin again, but he rolls out of the way and they crash into each other like freight trains. Shelley returns but eats a back elbow. Sabin off the ropes with a bulldog to take the big man down. The Guns hoist up Ace for an impressive suplex, taking him out of the equation. Larry takes the Skull & Bones for the three.

Winners: Motor City Machine Guns

Sami Callihan and Ken Shamrock arrived at the building but security wouldn’t let them in. Scott D’Amore told Shamrock that he went too far last week putting his hands on an IMPACT official, suspending him without pay for 30 days. Callihan freaks out, and D’Amore tells him if he keeps it up it’ll be 60 days and they’ll both be suspended. Shamrock said he could drop the security guards and force his way into the building, but he’s not looking to make this a legal issue. When he comes back, he promises he’ll put his hands on whoever he wants.

John E. Bravo runs into XXXL backstage and freaks out on Larry D for trying to murder him. Fair point. Tommy Dreamer separated them and told Bravo to hit the bricks for his own safety. Dreamer, in a shirt that says “POLICE” for some reason, tells Larry D that he has to go “downtown” with him for questioning. Larry knocks him out cold with a backhand.

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