WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
SAMOA JOE (c) vs. REY MYSTERIO
The match starts with Rey Mysterio hitting the drop toe hold, then 619. He goes for the seated senton, but Joe catches him and he locks in the Coquina Clutch to put Rey to sleep.
Winner: Samoa Joe
DREW MCINTYRE vs. ROMAN REIGNS
We get some quick hard hitting action right away and McIntyre hits Roman with a Glasgow Kiss right away. Drew locks in a headlock on Roman but Roman fights up. Mcintyre charges and Roman sends him up and over and he lands on the apron. Roman knocks Drew off the apron and he goes crashing to the mat. Roman stalks Drew and goes for the drive by but McIntyre slams Roman into the apron.
Back in the ring McIntyre puts Roman on the top and Roman fights McIntyre off. McIntyre pulls himself up and tosses Roman across the ring. He sends Roman off the ropes and Roman responds with a clothesline and a Superman Punch. Roman sets up for the spear and hits it for the victory.
Winner: Roman Reigns
IN RING SEGMENT
Ladies and gentlemen….Elias.
Elias is shown playing the drums, and the piano on video, and then in the ring with his guitar. He says that this is a handsome band. He is going to do something that has never been done before. He begins to play along with the other two Elias’ and it’s pretty damn good. He has one question for everyone here tonight….who wants to WALK WITH ELIAS!
The crowd starts to chant “WALK WITH ELIAS”. He starts to play again but is interrupted by a “special bulletin”. It is a old baseball video from Babe Ruth calling his shot. They say “they have to take his curtain call”.
OH….SO YOU THINK YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE.
Out comes the Dr. Of Thuganomics! It’s John Cena! Cena is in Yankee garb, his chain, and Word Life on his knuckles. He says that Elias just got the raw deal because he’s about to turn heel. Cena freestyles and says that he’s not gonna give Elias the AA, he’s about to get the FU. He slams him and does the five knuckle shuffle and then hits the FU!
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